My Daily Landlord Life (Complaints & Rants)

Every man needs to vent now and then; even I, a gracious individual, is no exception from the act of humanity.

This is the where I rant and rave like a madman about property related crap and give updates about the website in general. It’s pretty much a miscellaneous section; filled with all kinds of wonderful treats.

My Rental Property Got Broken Into And Burgled – This Is What Happened 53

My Rental Property Got Broken Into And Burgled – This Is What Happened

NEVER Believe The Crap Tenants Promise During Viewings 76

NEVER Believe The Crap Tenants Promise During Viewings

FIGHT: Rightmove / Zoopla Vs OnTheMarket 51

FIGHT: Rightmove / Zoopla Vs OnTheMarket

Tenants That Constantly Complain About Bullshit 33

Tenants That Constantly Complain About Bullshit

Q&A With The Landlord, ‘i need to find a land load that aceps dss’ 16

Q&A With The Landlord, ‘i need to find a land load that aceps dss’

The Worst Kind Of Landlord 10

The Worst Kind Of Landlord

The Lessons You Never Forget As A Landlord / Person 38

The Lessons You Never Forget As A Landlord / Person

Landlords Are Just Glorified Babysitters 17

Landlords Are Just Glorified Babysitters

Accepting Rent In The Form Of Sex 16

Accepting Rent In The Form Of Sex

Tenant’s Aren’t Just For Christmas 26

Tenant’s Aren’t Just For Christmas

Hello? Does Anyone Know Energy Performance Certificates (EPCs) Exist Yet? 19

Hello? Does Anyone Know Energy Performance Certificates (EPCs) Exist Yet?

Landlords Are Third Rate Humans And They Should Die Slowly 17

Landlords Are Third Rate Humans And They Should Die Slowly

My Tenant Lacks Compassion And Has No Soul 69

My Tenant Lacks Compassion And Has No Soul

Rightmove, Get That ‘Twitter Feed’ Shit Off Your Blog Immediately 4

Rightmove, Get That ‘Twitter Feed’ Shit Off Your Blog Immediately

5 Ways To Convince Your Tenant To Have Sex With You 24

5 Ways To Convince Your Tenant To Have Sex With You

Tenant Wakes Up With Landlord Towering Over Him 9

Tenant Wakes Up With Landlord Towering Over Him

My Tenants Have Split Up From Their Stupid Relationship 7

My Tenants Have Split Up From Their Stupid Relationship

My Tenant Left Me With A Wheelie Bin Full Of Shit And Sex Toys 19

My Tenant Left Me With A Wheelie Bin Full Of Shit And Sex Toys

I’m Bored Of Painting Over Bad Taste And Moudly Shit 14

I’m Bored Of Painting Over Bad Taste And Moudly Shit

Torn Between Two Tenants – Sweet Old Lady With Huge Tits And Family With Shagable Daughter 9

Torn Between Two Tenants – Sweet Old Lady With Huge Tits And Family With Shagable Daughter

Ajay Ahuja Has Been Successfully Sued 22

Ajay Ahuja Has Been Successfully Sued

My Landlord Is A Rude Bitch 17

My Landlord Is A Rude Bitch

Is My Landlord Entitled To Go Through My Underwear Drawer? 24

Is My Landlord Entitled To Go Through My Underwear Drawer?

Funny Shit Friday – DSS Tenant Demands Apology, But Walks Away With I.T Advice 8

Funny Shit Friday – DSS Tenant Demands Apology, But Walks Away With I.T Advice

Hilarious Spareroom/Houseshare Advert 1

Hilarious Spareroom/Houseshare Advert

My Tenant Is A Lazy, Worthless, Greasy Kebab 19

My Tenant Is A Lazy, Worthless, Greasy Kebab

My Tenant’s Disgusting Taste In Furniture Has Ruined My Life 12

My Tenant’s Disgusting Taste In Furniture Has Ruined My Life

Interview With The Angry HIP Consultant 20

Interview With The Angry HIP Consultant

My Tenant Gave Me Notice While I Was On Holiday 7

My Tenant Gave Me Notice While I Was On Holiday

Is This Online Letting Agent Advert Distasteful? 3

Is This Online Letting Agent Advert Distasteful?

This Country Would Be Awesome For Landlords If I Was In Control 5

This Country Would Be Awesome For Landlords If I Was In Control

Ajay Ahuja Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me 11

Ajay Ahuja Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me

Ajay Ahuja Gets Investigated By Undercover Sky News Journalists 5

Ajay Ahuja Gets Investigated By Undercover Sky News Journalists

Guys, Want To Live With A Creepy Homosexual In A Trendy Part Of London, Rent Free? 6

Guys, Want To Live With A Creepy Homosexual In A Trendy Part Of London, Rent Free?

Same Libel Threat, Different Person Threatening Me 30

Same Libel Threat, Different Person Threatening Me

Landlord Junk I Want To Achieve In 2010 19

Landlord Junk I Want To Achieve In 2010

Are You Going To Bother Sending Your Tenant A Christmas Card? 10

Are You Going To Bother Sending Your Tenant A Christmas Card?

Interview With Ajay Ahuja 150

Interview With Ajay Ahuja

Reader Requests I Remove Article Where I Call My Tenant A Bitch 11

Reader Requests I Remove Article Where I Call My Tenant A Bitch

New Property Investment Project Business Cards 6

New Property Investment Project Business Cards

The Lost Art Of Being Polite 8

The Lost Art Of Being Polite

Hilarious Ad By Landlord, ‘4 Bedroom Undesirable Shit Hole’ 5

Hilarious Ad By Landlord, ‘4 Bedroom Undesirable Shit Hole’

The Worst Developers To Ever Appear On Property Ladder, And Possibly The Entire Planet 18

The Worst Developers To Ever Appear On Property Ladder, And Possibly The Entire Planet

I’m Suffering From “Shitty Savings Account” Syndrome 4

I’m Suffering From “Shitty Savings Account” Syndrome

The Worst Bloody Thing About Being A Landlord 18

The Worst Bloody Thing About Being A Landlord

Mark Sawyer Of Property Association Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me 25

Mark Sawyer Of Property Association Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me

My Favourite Tenant Is Leaving 4

My Favourite Tenant Is Leaving

Who Watched Repossessed Last Night On BBC1? 7

Who Watched Repossessed Last Night On BBC1?

House Price Crash Idiot Attacks Again 25

House Price Crash Idiot Attacks Again

My Tenant Is Starting To Get On My Nerves! 7

My Tenant Is Starting To Get On My Nerves!

Being A Landlord Limits Your Lifestyle Options 1

Being A Landlord Limits Your Lifestyle Options

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I’m Bored Of Doom & Gloomers Chatting Shit To Me

We’re On Team Kirstie Allsopp 5

We’re On Team Kirstie Allsopp

Tony Blair Is Suffering From Negaive Equity. So What? 0

Tony Blair Is Suffering From Negaive Equity. So What?

I Hate Being A Landlord 123

I Hate Being A Landlord

House Price Slowdown Vs House Price Crash 4

House Price Slowdown Vs House Price Crash

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Housing Slowdowns Are Temporary- Ride With The Tough Times, Don’t Rent

People Are Laughing At Property Investors Right Now Ha Ha 6

People Are Laughing At Property Investors Right Now Ha Ha

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House Price Crash Forum Member Writes To The Bank Of England

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Documenting One Man’s Journey To Losing A Million By Leveraging Property

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