Want To Live RENT FREE With A Homosexual Sugar Daddy In A Trendy Part Of London?

Live RENT FREE With A Homosexual

Earlier today I was pointed in the direction of an extremely intriguing ad listing on Gumtree (which has now been removed from the website), which is offering the opportunity to benefit from rent free living!

Pete is looking for a lodger:

Creepy Gumtree Ad

Do you fit the description?

Are you male, aged between 18 – 25, and masculine?

If so, Pete is offering you an opportunity to live RENT FREE in a very trendy part of London.

Really though, is it rent free? It’s not really, is it, Pete?

I’m pretty sure the landlord is fully aware of (and counting on) the following:

  • Guys walk around topless, in boxers
  • Most guys between 18 – 25 frequently get drunk to the point where everything becomes blurry and forgotten. Enough said!
  • Any prospective tenant that takes Pete up on his offer will most likely be short on cash and desperate, so even if he wakes up with an inanimate object wedged up his arse, he won’t be able to 1) afford to move out 2) afford a good legal team

So, essentially, while hard cash isn’t exchanging hands, services are definitely expected to be exchanged.

Anyways, I just thought I’d share in case anyone wants to apply for this truly rare and potentially wonderful opportunity.

Best of luck, Pete.

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sycorax 15th April, 2010 @ 10:26

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! YUCK YUCK YUCK! The gummy tree is indeed full of pervy listings, someone really should turn them into a book. He probably went to public school and has issues. I think it's his use of the verb 'compliment' which creeps me out the most, like being a rental rent boy is like being a matching cushion or hotel freebie, which I guess the poor sod would be:0)

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The Landlord 15th April, 2010 @ 12:07

hah yeah! Exactly what I thought - it's the "compliment" part which was the most concerning!

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NS 1 15th April, 2010 @ 14:58

no deposit, but im sure he'd like you to deposit something else. haha

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Ginster 15th April, 2010 @ 17:54

Eeewwww........!!
VERY inappropriate indeed and especially since I've just very recently subscribed to these email updates.
However, your posts are hilarious, I can't stop p***ing myself laughing and what a way to bring a bit of enjoyment (though vulgar) into a professional arena that is otherwise quite glum!!

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Sam 20th April, 2010 @ 20:58

i think you should respond and post the reply you get!

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Smithy 3rd May, 2010 @ 16:54

I'm a bit curious about his use of the word 'compliment':
Dictionary definition as follows ---
Compliment: An expression of praise, commendation, or admiration. A formal act or expression of civility, respect, or regard. A courteous greeting; good wishes; regards.
Complement: something that completes or makes perfect: A good wine is a complement to a good meal.
He uses the former - an expression of praise.
I wonder if he means the latter - to complete or make perfect.
I think we should be told.

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Jack 10th February, 2021 @ 14:22

I fit the description, could I have his contact details?

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nicky 15th March, 2021 @ 23:10

i’m 36 but young looking for my age lol pretty good looking been told athletic body and clean i do work but interested in any offers

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