Landlord Products / ServicesI know what most of you are thinking!
“You are a sick perv, why are you blogging about her breasts, she’s not an object?”
Yes, she is an object, a truly wonderful one, and to clarify, I wasn’t Googling for anything related to breasts; this blog post is the result of a completely innocent incident.
Fate, if you will.
I like to keep on top of the latest Sarah Beeny news, so I Google for “Sarah Beeny” on a regular basis, to see if anything interesting pops up.
I’ve noticed a few blogs mentioning and drooling over her fun-bags. Relatively speaking, all pretty harmless. Although, I did come across one exception, which seemingly cranked things up a notch. I speak of an article on robbscelebs.co.uk (the website no longer exists), titled “Sarah Beeny huge tits and pokie nipples”.
Obviously I had to take a look.
To my genuine surprise, the web page has a rather large (and slightly worrying) collection of curated Sarah Beeny Pictures, which either highlight the enormity of her breasts look and/or her erect nipples.
While browsing through the pictures, both amused and confused, I started wondering how Rob (presumably that’s the name of the chap who owns the website) acquired these pictures. Then I realised, he took them with a digital camera while he was watching Property Ladder on TV! That is so very odd.
If you look at this picture, you notice the pause button is active on Sky Plus. There are many pictures like that on his website.
If you look at these pictures, you can still see part of his TV around the edges:
Rob, my friend, if you happen to stumble in here – from one Sarah Beeny fan to another – I like what you’re doing, I really do, but I think you might need professional help. But until then, you may as well continue with what you’re doing.
Anyways, I found it all rather entertaining.
Update
I’m actually both amazed and in fear. Soon after posting this blog post, I quickly discovered that there was a gigantic spike in traffic from people infatuated with Sarah Beeny’s breasts.
My website tracking tool monitors the search terms people type into Google before they land onto this page. Some of them are rather… Well, I’ll let you decide:
- Sarah beenys breasts
- Beenys nips
- Big beeny nips
- Sarahs huge nipps
- Beeny sexy nips
- sarah beeny tits
- Sarah beeny pokie nipples
- sarah beeny boob
- sarah-beeny pics breasts
- sarah beeny exposed
- sarah beeny + pictures + boobs
The list goes on and on and on and on…
Pretty unbelievable, yet believable, I guess.
However, I wonder who searched for, “Sarah beeny pokie nipples” Now that’s one interesting search term. No judgement from me, just utter curiosity and bemusement.
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I love her breasts. They are beautiful :)
Nice article lol