Although I’m a huge Sarah Beeny fan, I don’t usually record her interviews because even that’s a bit too extreme for me. However, having listened to her on The Scott Mills Show on the Monday just gone, I knew I had recapture the moment- the interview was a corker.
For those who don’t listen to The Scott Mills show, you’re missing out on some light entertainment on the way home from work. It’s on 4pm-7pm every weekend on Radio 1. I think Scott and his faithful sidekick Chappers do a fine job. My ears naturally perked up when I heard they were collaborating an interview with Sarah Beeny. I was not disappointed to say the least.
Before I write anymore, it’s probably best if you listen to the interview. It’s approximately 12mins in length. They discuss the usual topics you’d expect from a Beeny interview- tits, sheds and dating sites. No, really. The first 30seconds or so of the interview is a bit confusing and irrelevant, so just ignore it.
So, what did you guys think? I thought it was extremely entertaining. Good to hear that Beeny has a sense of humour about her assets. I wonder if she’d be as forgiving if I was swinging off them like a monkey?
For those that aren’t so internet savvy, fear not, I did my own investigating and gathered together all the sources they were referencing during the interview.
The Guy that just couldn’t hold back
Pure desire got the better of this young chap, he eventually had to surrender to Sarah Beeny’s most prized possessions. The peeking perv:
Seriously, I don’t blame the guy, afterall, he’s only a human with a penis. I doubt even Shaolin Monks could have conjured up enough discipline to stop eyes from straying. He has nothing to be ashamed of. I’m actually surprised it took him that long to holme in on those puppies. Jokes aside, they actually look like footballs. I’m not even trying to be sleazy, I’m genuinely making a realistic comparison here. Footballs!
I wonder if that couple are still together. Perhaps after that development the guy’s partner felt a little too inadequate. Poor thing. The guy I mean. It must have been tough for him to experience such a bubbly high, only to fall back down onto such a flat playing surface.
Now, I thought the topic about the Sheddies was golden. I’ve had a look at the website in question, Reader Sheds– I think it’s fair to say that the sheddy community are on the same par as Star Trek fanatics. I don’t think I need to say anymore.
Here’s the clip of ‘Uncle Wilko’ announcing ‘The Shed of the year 2007‘.
If he looks like a Peado, sounds like a peado and has a peado name…what is he? Only joking, Unc. We’re all friends here.
And here’s a picture of Tony and his award winning shed:
Pretty fucking ridiculous, right? Right. More ridiculous pictures here.
I think Beeny got it right when she said it’s a ‘niche’ area. For some odd reason I don’t actually see the Sheddy community expanding to Global domination. But then again, I would have said the same about Star Trek before it became a phenomenon. I just hope the Sheddy community isn’t as radical as the Star Trek community, otherwise I’ll be hunted down like a dog and hung to dry after this article.
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