While I’ve made my admiration for Property Ladder’s Sarah Beeny loud and clear on many, many, many occasions, I think it’s important for every heterosexual male and homosexual female to be fully aware of all the options available in the dog-eat-dog world of UK television property babes and have their say.
Moreover, let’s face it, with the property market heading for a uphill struggle, half of these candidates may not be in the limelight much longer, so you may all conceive this as a charitable bid to keep them with the E-List celebrity bracket for that little bit longer, as opposed to being a meaningless, seedy little contest…
Some of these fine specimens you may have heard of, and some of them maybe on the same par as Edward Heath. Who? Exactly.
Best known for: A Place in the Sun, Channel 4
Amanda…sophisticated and classy. Cracking body, great face. As for her property credentials… no idea. Never been a fan of the show.
Best known for: A Place in the Sun: Home or Away, Channel 4
Who is she exactly?
What does she present?
Never seen her before.
… where can I buy her calendar from?
Best known for: Location, location, location
One of the better known Property pin-ups.
She’s got that thick, curvy athletic body, so if that’s your bag, this is your baby-momma.
Known for: Homes Under The Hammer, BBC
Lucy, who? Unless you have the luxury of being able to watch daytime TV you won’t have seen much of this sophisticated little minx, because she’s on during the weekday at 11am.
She’s a tad older than the rest of the group, but we definitely won’t hold that against her. Experience welcome.
Best known for: Property Ladder, Channel 4
Sarah Beeny (or the Beeny), by far the most popular and well-known property expert.
Yes, she’s noted for her knowledge on property, but yes, also a couple of other huge assets.
Breasts aside (sorry, I had to), she knows her stuff when it comes to property development.
Please cast your votes Ladies and Gentlemen!
Disclaimer: I'm just a landlord blogger; I'm 100% not qualified to give legal or financial advice. I'm a doofus. Any information I share is my unqualified opinion, and should never be construed as professional legal or financial advice. You should definitely get advice from a qualified professional for any legal or financial matters. For more information, please read my full disclaimer.