God damnit, I was so close to evicting my douchebag tenant, as most of you read from my previous blog entry, I’m evicting my tenant. Unfortunately, she managed to scrape together the needed funds in time, consequently, managed to remove herself from the 2 months arrears bracket! I should be happy she paid, but I’m genuinely not because I’ve realised that she’s just a natural born arsehole, and she’ll definitely cause me problems again. It’s in her vampire blood.
2 days ago I got a text message from my tenant saying that she will cough up her rent on Friday (today), after a 29 day delay. “i’ll pay on Friday”, were her exact words.
This morning I got a text at 11am saying, “it’s in”, from her. She’s not one for words. I assumed she meant her rent was deposited into my account. I’m sure she intended to apologise for the delay in payment, too, but you know, it must have slipped her mind….or something.
It’s funny, in our previous conversations, prior this whole incident, she never used to be lost for words, but since she hasn’t been keeping up with her rent payments, she’s had very little to say. Funny that, aye? I get the impression she hates me after all this. Heaven forbid, the mean old landlord chased the tenant for rent after it’s 4 weeks late!!
GOD, WHAT A BASTARD LANDLORD!! THE LANDLORD SHOULD JUST WAIT PATIENTLY AND PAY MY RENT OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET.
Of course, the problems don’t end here. She’s taken so long to pay rent (29 days late), that she’s pretty much lapsed her payments and now the next rent payment of £750 is due on Monday. Do you think she’ll pay? Fuck no. So i’m getting ready to start chasing again.
In my previous entry I was talking about evicting her. Even though she’s up to date on rent for now, I still want her out of of my property because she was a month in arrears, she constantly fed me lies, and she’s just a rude, inconsiderate pile of arse-holes.
I can’t technically evict her because she needed to be 2 full months in arrears before I can start a legal eviction process. But I will ask her to voluntary surrender her tenancy. Basically, she hates me, and I hate her fucking guts, so I don’t see why she would have a major problem vacating the property and my life.
We’ll see what happens.
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