Reader Requests I Remove Blog Post Where I Call My Tenant A Bitch

The other day I received an email from a disgruntled dipshit reader that goes by the name Sophie. I don’t usually humour myself on other people’s misery, but this unreasonable creation was being ridiculous, so I was pleased to make an exception to the rule.

Sophie basically requested for me to remove a particular article from my website because it personally offended her. On a side note, if I removed every article that offended someone, this website would be an empty shell. Sad, but bloody true.

In the past, I’ve had two people requesting the banishment of particular articles. Actually, wasn’t so much of a request, it was more of a, “remove the articles or we’ll take you to court” deal. They claimed the shit I was saying was libel and affecting their business. While I didn’t agree with their claims, I understood WHY they wanted me to remove the particular articles. Unfortunately, I couldn’t understand the request in question today…

The Bitch (My Tenant) Finally Paid Her Rent

Please remove this article from your website. It shows a terrible relationship between a landlord and a tenant. I’m really offended that a property website can let a landlord call his tenant “The Bitch”

Just to clarify, my ex-tenant IS a bitch. That was no lie.

The article was meant to show a terrible relationship between a landlord and tenant because that’s exactly what it was, a terrible f’ing situation. I’m glad I got my point across.

I genuinely hope my ex-tenant is curled up in a dark alley somewhere, with a needle sticking out of her arse, and an oversized dildo exploding out of her nostrils.

My ex-tenant did the following:

  • Didn’t pay rent for 2 months
  • Received Housing Benefits (which was meant to pay her rent)
  • Ignored my phone calls
  • Intentionally wanted me to evict her so she could get a council house ASAP
  • Constantly lied
  • Constantly made excuses

Now, if that doesn’t justify me calling my tenant a bitch, I don’t know what does. I’m sure most landlords that has to endure that kind of bullshit from a tenant would feel similarly.

My main concern is that there are decent and unfortunate people out there that deserve benefits, and scum-bags like her are not doing any of those people any favours at all. It’s already extremely difficult for DSS tenants to find accommodation, and she’s only making it more difficult for decent DSS tenants to get housing.

I’m not convinced Sophie actually read the article, or the related articles, but if she did… she’s a cock for telling me to remove it. I still feel inclined to believe that she only read the “title” of the article, hence her unjustified email.

Sophie shouldn’t take it upon herself to feel offended by the attack I made against my tenant because it wasn’t a generalised attack against tenants, it was a very targeted and very specific attack, hence why the title of the article says, “My Tenant”. The article isn’t representing all tenant/landlord relationships.

I’m surprised I even have to spoon-feed people this kind of shit because it’s self-implied that this is my blog and I document MY experiences with my tenants.

So, if Sophie or any other reader wants to carry the burden of feeling offended by that article, that’s their own personal psychological demon.

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Jools 28th September, 2009 @ 18:13

You go girlfriend!!


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sara 30th September, 2009 @ 21:13

I agree! Tenants are high maintenance, demanding assholes. They publish our names all over the internet as being bad landlors...what about them being bad tenants! Uh, yeah. They can demand to break their lease without penalty, pay rent 3 weeks late yet we r the horrible landlords. The thing is I'm a people please n try to help however they take advantage. They aren't used to be old no. Would there be any conflict if you just did what the agreement was? I absolutely hate tenants!

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mark 11th October, 2009 @ 17:42

sounds like a sponger and a bitch to me ;->

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Hez 10th February, 2010 @ 18:40

the reason you get hatemail is because of your DISGUSTING attitude, the constant references you make to torturing/killing tenants, the way you speak about them as if they are a lower life form just because they live in your house (they pay your fucking mortgage you lazy fuck)

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Hez 10th February, 2010 @ 18:42

you have SERIOUS problems, you should get mental help

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Hez 10th February, 2010 @ 18:48

just the very fact that you think you have any right to comment on anyones life in such a way shows that you have no morals and clearly you think you are some higher life form than tenants. you are a horrible, horrible, creepy person. you spend FAR too much time fantasising about torture and death. please get a grip

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Gary Glitter 20th April, 2010 @ 07:54

your a complete dickhead

personally i think thats an equally fair comment

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Matt 20th August, 2010 @ 19:42

Hez.. get a life and understand there are 2 sides to every story.

If a tenant does not pay their rent for 2 months then they are in the wrong and the landlord has the right to bitch about them (they are afterall out of pocket)

You are also taking sides by caling the landlord a lazy fuck. How do you know that he doesn't work hard for a living like most of us do!

I Sit on the fence... if the landlord treats his tenants badly then I would call them an arse, equally if the tenant is bad (I guess a bitch is more appropriate for a female!)

Suggest you try to look at things from an equal angle!

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Someone Somewhere 19th June, 2011 @ 22:47

You are such a lowlife,I really didn't think you were even worth a comment..But I had to at least get it out there that you seem like a little spoiled baby born with a silver spoon in your mouth,since you seem to think you're SO above others!!! P.S Go back to school,learn how to spell correctly then find a new line of work that does not involve dealing with people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Landlord 20th June, 2011 @ 08:51

@Someone Somewhere
Thanks for the comment. Glad you decided to go against your initial gut instinct of remaining silent.

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Paul 5th March, 2013 @ 20:42

There are 3 sides to every story, yours, mine and the truth.

As a tenant in a "situation" with his landlord I have to say he's probably calling me all sorts of names because he thinks he's being reasonable and I'm an arsehole. Meanwhile I think exactly the same thing about him (as apparently did the previous tenants, but I digress)

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Ruby 6th July, 2022 @ 21:49

I agree as a landlady myself. My tenant is also a bitch. She thinks my house is hers but doesn’t bother with any upkeep. The greenery outside has reached the sky and is overhanging onto the pavement but when I get a gardener to go trim it she starts barking obscenities saying it’s her responsibility. Then do the bloody work yourself! I’ll send you the bill, bitch.

















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