Most Estate Agents On Twitter Are Assholes

Estate Agents On twitter

Meh, as pointless and shitty as I think Twitter is, to my despair, it’s become another one of those bullshit social media rages that I’ve embraced. I almost feel disgusted with myself for admitting it.

Apparently Facebook, Myspace and LinkedIn wasn’t enough- we need to work a little bit harder to maintain our virtual lives. It’s actually got to the point of insanity. I mean, some people deem it appropriate to declare that they’re, at this exact moment, biting into their cheese and cucumber sandwich to all their Twitter followers. Like anyone gives a flying shit. But I guess that’s the point of Twitter- to share real-time thoughts, despite how exceedingly uninteresting it is, in 140 characters or less.

I’ve been signed up to Twitter for a while, but I’ve only recently started to use it actively. I’m not using it because I like it, or because I necessarily “get it”, I’m using it purely to stay in tune with the latest online fads. To be honest, I think most people are using Twitter for the same sheepish reason, or at least started for that reason.

While I don’t get it, I’ve learned to accept it. It’s going to be around for a while and it’s hugely popular, so you know, why not? However, there’s one thing I refuse to accept on Twitter, and that’s the blubbering idiots behind the majority of the accounts representing Estate Agents. A lot, and I mean an excessive amount, of Estate Agents have an account on Twitter and it’s a total car-crash situation.

The majority of agents are trying to utilise Twitter as a marketing tool. I’m a rabid fan of online social marketing, but only when it’s done right. Sadly, most Estate Agents are doing it all wrong. So wrong. It’s actually embarrassing and excruciating to witness.

Once I started take Twitter a little more seriously, I began to follow Estate Agents in hope of connecting with useful industry information/people. Sadly, I couldn’t have been more disappointed by the turds I ended up connecting with. It quickly became apparent that the majority of agents are relentlessly Tweeting links to hundreds and hundreds of properties they currently have for sale in their books because they think that’s good marketing. Wrong, and it’s boring as hell!

Don’t get me wrong, some Agents get Twitter and they’re being smart. I’ve noticed that some Estate Agents are Twittering about their daily business; the up’s and down’s, the failures and successes. I actually get that, and most importantly, I take interest in that. Other able agents provide links to good resources of information e.g. important industry news. But the remaining fools are just tossing out random links to ‘properties they have for sale’. Yawn.

Here’s a few reason why Estate Agents should stop Tweet-spamming links to properties:

  • Anyone that’s serious about buying a property WON’T follow an Estate Agent on Twitter to achieve their goal. That would be ridiculous. If you think otherwise, you’re a total idiot. Most people that follow Estate Agents on Twitter are either fellow estate agents, or have some involvement with the industry. So who are the shitty links actually for? The competition? Well that’s supremely useful.
  • Let’s assume we live on another planet where everyone is mentally-impaired by birth, consequently we’re all inclined to follow agents on Twitter to buy a property. Now, what are the chances of actually displaying an ideal property for a prospective buyer the very moment they’re logged into Twitter? Practically zero! That’s why we have/need/use “search filters” on property portals.
  • If someone wants to use the internet to aid them with their property search, they’re going to use dedicated property websites like Rightmove, where they can access volume and variety.

    This is all horrendously obvious, but it’s evident many don’t get it.

  • I’ll bet my left-bollock on the fact that an average Joe would be more interested in hearing about the day-to-day activities of an Estate Agent (especially in this climate), as opposed to being smothered with a shitload of dogshit links to the properties for sale.
  • Constantly sending out links to ‘properties for sale’ is BORING for everyone; not even the most enthusiastic, mundane, zit-infected, unsocial property geek would pay attention. I stopped following 99% of Estate Agents because my profile was just getting filled with spammy links. I’m hoping assuming no one else finds those links entertaining or useful.
  • If my business was selling rare Spiderman memorabilia, then it would be worthwhile flooding my Twitter account with links to all the latest memorabilia I have in stock. The majority of my followers would most likely be targeted Spiderman fanatics, consequently the clicks would be of value. Unfortunately, property is too expensive, broad and personal to obtain the same level of useful interest. No one buys property on a whim.
  • You need to consider what kind of person would actually follow a Twitter account that relentlessly Tweets spammy links (yes, that’s what they are, spammy links). They’re either people that are affiliated with the company or inactive/idle accounts. Yes, very useful, targeted audience.
  • Now, finally, let’s put the final nail in the coffin. Ask yourself, would YOU, an estate agent, follow a Twitter account if you wanted to buy a house? Hell NO! So why are you undermining your audience with such foolishness?

This is out to all the Estate Agents guilty of this sin:

Forget trying to generate sales and increase pointless pageviews by Tweeting links to properties, it’s futile and a total waste of time. Your time is better spent focusing on growing your brand and building relationships with other agents and property enthusiasts by spreading useful and insightful drivel. By-all-means, if you have a compelling property for sale, whether it be unusual, over/under priced, or interesting for whatever reason, share. As for the daily run of the mill semi-detached 2 bedroom shitholes- don’t bother, no one cares.

Use Twitter properly, don’t spam the crap out of it. If you don’t have time to do that, then don’t Tweet at all- that’s the better alternative. That way, at least you won’t have a reputation for being a worthless spamming donkey. Pay no mind to those that say, “you definitely need to be on Twitter, even if you put out bullshit, just create a Twitter presence.”… because that’s definitely bullshit advice.

Anyways, if anyone with a Twitter account that reads this is either a) involved with property/landlording b) interested in property/Landlording c) is a regular reader, please leave your Twitter details below, and I’ll start following you.

If anyone wants to follow me on Twitter, Tweet, Tweet.

Love always xo

20 Comments- Join The Conversation...

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BenWeb 13th April, 2009 @ 18:40

Don't get me started on twitter! I work as a webdesigner, and the funniest client we have had yet to start tweeting crap all over the www is a fencing company.Yes thats right a company that makes fence's.

I do wish I had the sheer confidence to create such a rubbish idea and manage convince people to use it. For that you have to give credit!

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The Landlord 14th April, 2009 @ 08:07

Hey Ben,
So many people are just abusing Twitter, and filling the place with crap. I don't get it! Your client is just adding to the crap. I'm sure he'll get a huge following of people interested in fences =]

Twitter have basically taken the "status" function from Facebook. Go figure.

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Dan Harrison 14th April, 2009 @ 10:41

As a web consultant, I'm seeing that certain popular individuals command a great deal of power. As a result, just mentioning a site on Twitter can give a website thousands of hits.

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The Landlord 14th April, 2009 @ 11:25

Hey Dan,

Yeah, those individuals are most likely bloggers and influencial people, right? They're probably linking to blog articles they have written.

It's an entirely different market. Every time I publish a new blog article, I'll Tweet it. It acts like an RSS feed, and my followers know what they're getting.

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Dan Harrison 14th April, 2009 @ 11:59

They are bloggers and influencial people, but they only sometimes tweet an article they've written. They tweet about articles that are related to their interest. It seems to be very popular (and powerful) in the web dev world.

Your points about estate agents not thinking about their twitter market is very apt. It's a very common problem with most businesses, since they just don't target their customers correctly. They then wonder why their business is not performing!

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FNW 14th April, 2009 @ 22:46

s'funny, was looking at Agents today on Twitter. More like a load of twits. Hardly any with anything vaguely interesting. Just links to news items or properties, sooo creative.

Not sure I really get twitter other than it's a must have as social marketing is the new, actually I'm not really sure what it's the new. But it isn't marketing. But what do I know?

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GillsMan 16th April, 2009 @ 20:50

I subscribe to a couple of uber geeky podcasts about the world of IT (I work in said field) and have been aware of Twitter for a long time. I agree with everything in the article, but there is one point I'd like to make:

There's an English company which are setting up some sort of search facility which is going to facilitate people searching for jobs on Twitter. Sounds crazy at the moment, but it could just take off and if it does, expect the housing market to follow suit. So, essentially, it's not the worst idea to use Twitter if you're an estate agent - but I agree that the way they're using it currently is dull and unimaginative and unlikely to attract business!

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Jose Marques da Costa 24th April, 2009 @ 18:29

Wonderful article. I’m a RE/MAX agent in Lisbon, Portugal. I’m new to Twitter and I try to tweet as a person first and as a real estate agent. next. I tried to connect to other agents around the world and thought “Why don’t they use corporate email to show their listings and send messages about company internal matters?” When I tweet about real estate I try to think on things that could help customers – some new law, new proceedings, tips on buying or selling, etc. But even these I post them step by step.
I’ll follow you on Twitter for sure. My name on Twitter is labirinto. Good tweets!

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ILRealEstate 28th April, 2009 @ 00:12

"Whoa... Nice shootin, Tex!" Everybody slow down. Twitter can be great. And I personally think you "get" Twitter more than most twits.

I think Twitter can be a great resource for keeping you ear to the ground... finding out things much faster than your counterparts. You can also reach potential buyers/sellers that never knew you existed, as long as you don't scare them away with a bunch of uber-hype.

As an agent, I don't particularly find any interest in knowing who's going to what closing, or how many clients some agent picked up today. I think Twitter is better served as solving a consumer's problems, than patting yourself on the back.

Twitter is turning into MySpace really quick IHMO. Let's hope the TwitterHeads will try to keep it from getting out of control.

Love the rant! Keep bringing the content. I appreciate it.

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The Landlord 28th April, 2009 @ 07:06

Hey ILRealEstate,

I completely agree (although didn't mention in my rant), Twitter is also great for those things you mentioned- solving a consumer’s problems, finding out the latest news...etc.

kind regards

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Paul Endacott 4th May, 2009 @ 14:38

I couldnt agree with you more! I call these agents "twatters". No insight! We tweet about anything and everything, property focused or not.

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Sarah Stelmok 30th June, 2009 @ 14:33

I stumbled across your blog post today. First, I think you're wrong. I happen to have quite a few twitter freinds that are in the real estate industry and they are all engaging and add value to my day. Second, how long have you been using twitter? You only have a few hundred tweets. Who are you engaging? Who are you attracting with your quality of tweets. A blind squirrel will eventually find a nut. You get back what you put out on the internet. Maybe you just need to practice tweeting a bit more and your quality of followers will go up. Just a suggestion.

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The Landlord 30th June, 2009 @ 16:05

Hey Sarah,

I get the impression that you didn't understand my post, or perhaps you didn't even attempt/want to understand it, beyond the title (Most Of The Estate Agents On Twitter Are Idiots). I didn't say ALL estate agents were idiots, I said those that aimlessly tweet links to "properties for sale" are idiots, because the chances of converting through that kind of marketing exploit is SLIM. And believe me, the majority of them are, or at least were, tweeting aimlessly like that.

I have no qualms with agents that are actually engaging with one another and trading useful information- that's how it should be, which is exactly what I stated. I'm under no impression that estate agents like that don't exist because I follow some great Real Estate Twitters!

Now, to answer your questions...

I'm attracting all kinds of idiots- most of the accounts following me are spammers (agents tweeting links to properties) and dead accounts. But amongst the dead weight, I'm only engaging with the 50 or so people I'm following, which are real people involved in the industry. They don't aimlessly tweet "properties for sale", they provide interesting tweets, resourceful info, and help solve problems.

I've been using twitter for a while; my Landlord account wasn't my first or primary account. I initially started following over 100 estate agents, and they were all trying to sell property on Twitter, which was ridiculous. I removed 99% of them. Now, tell me, how many "friends in the real estate industry" are you following? I hope it's a credible sample portion for you to defy my thesis. Unfortunately, I fear your "few twitter freinds in the real estate industry" are exactly that, "a few"

I've sampled a fair enough portion to stand by my comment- Most Of The Estate Agents On Twitter Are Idiots!!!

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The Red Rocket 6th August, 2009 @ 09:06

Great post and agree 100% with your pov on estate agents on Twitter. I'm trying to buy a house at the moment and it's bad enough having to deal with them as it is, let along having spam sent to me via Twitter. The good estate agents out there learn about what you need and only send relevant stuff. Like the annoying ad says: simples.

Don't agree with some of the other comments here bashing Twitter generally. Personally I find it incredibly useful, but only if used in the right way. Flogging houses isn't it.

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London Estate Agent 11th October, 2009 @ 01:05

We are yet to be convinced of the value of Twitter. We have local and property followers and we get a few site visits from it.

I don't think the property industry moves fast enough for this type of thing.

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claire stokoe 9th December, 2009 @ 17:20

Hi Landlord,

I love your tweets, they are funny and to the point. I agree that tons of companies are using twitter badly, filling it full of salesy nonsense that people simply block.

I work in social media so i spend alot of time trying to get Brands to use Twitter effectively, ideally as a customer service tool. It is a long hard road and as soon as companies understand that Twitter is about communicating and not simply selling, it should get better.

great post by the way

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Michael Leatherbarrow 17th January, 2010 @ 16:43

Hi there
I am not currently on twitter and doing a little research before I start, it was suggested to me by a leading local estate agent that I should be on twitter as it will increase my google rankings.

I found your article very interesting and I will definately try and keep my tweets relevent and not just send out relentless property links !

Many thanks

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Surresh Raju 22nd October, 2012 @ 11:00

Thanks for the heads up, I've started following people within the property industry and will stay away from tweeting properties.

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Melissa Williams 16th April, 2014 @ 11:51

As the Marketing Manager for a leading UK estate agent I agree that agents will always get it wrong if they are talking to the wrong audience - in this case buyers & tenants

Getting Twitter right for us is about how you can help and add value for sellers / landlords AND getting them to find you. Sounds simple but sadly not - most of the landlords / sellers we come across arent big twitter fans (yet!)

The SEO benefit of tweeting shouldnt be the goal instead creating the quality blogs that the tweets link back to should be. Those tweeting purely for SEO should instead focus on their Google+ accounts . . .

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SheLandlord 12th September, 2015 @ 11:57

I agree with most of what you say in this article - I don't want to read a load of crap about what people are doing, eating, when they need a new suit.....

Those who use Twitter well, give a short intro to the nature of the info that they are sharing then use hash tags to point it to those who are interested in that content, followed by a link to more information. I check subjects that have been tagged which I am interested in and I find it a quick and easy way to keep up with industry news. I follow those who I know share interesting content and un-follow those who bore me. I re-tweet good content.

Estate Agents who want us to look at their web sites need to provide interesting information and if it's a good site people will look around and find the properties that they are selling but I agree NO ONE looks on Twitter when they are looking for a property to buy.

Most of Twitter is white noise and is more about "I've got 10K followers" than it is about serious marketing but it does add to your "online" presence and therefore either use it well or don't use it at all.

Follow me on Twitter @She_Landlord


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