The Sarah Beeny Breast Phenomenon
22 May 2007I’m actually both amazed and worried about the online community. Soon after posting the article Sarah Beeny Huge Tits And Pokie Nipples (a blog entry about a crazy Sarah Beeny fan, taking his obsession with her breasts to the next level), I realised that there are in fact a lot more people infatuated with Sarah Beeny’s breasts than I ever imagined.
I monitor the incoming traffic to my site quite carefully; I can even see how people land on my page by the key phrases they type into Google. I can actually see this in “live” time. So if someone typed in “Sarah Beeny’s breasts” into Google and landed on my page right now, I would know about it.
The high volume of search terms that people typed in about Sarah Beeny and her breasts that landed on that article were unbelievable and strangely entertaining. And since I now rank for terms like “Sarah Beenys breasts” in Google, I was getting a lot of rather unusual traffic. My article doesn’t actually contain any nude pictures of Sarah, it only contains a link to someone else who has an obsession with her breasts, which also doesn’t contain any nude pictures of her. So I’m guessing there were, and still currently are, a lot of unsatisfied guests leaving my site. Well, BOOHOO, you sick fuckers!
Here are some of the key phrases that some odd people typed into Google to land onto my page:
Sarah beenys breasts
Beenys nips
Big beeny nips
Sarahs huge nipps
Beeny sexy nips
sarah beeny tits
Sarah beeny pokie nipples
sarah beeny boob
sarah-beeny pics breasts
sarah beeny exposed
sarah beeny + pictures + boobs
The list goes on and on and on and on…
Pretty unbelievable. I mean, who in their right mind would search for a phrase like, “Sarah beeny pokie nipples”
What’s even more worrying is that most of these terms were searched for between 9am-5pm, during regular working hours. Sick motherfuckers. Although, I do appreciate their taste in women.
What’s even more potentially entertaining is that as soon as Google has visited this page and cached it, a lot more of these ‘sick motherfuckers’ will land onto this page and read everything I have said about..well, essentially THEM, or possibly YOU.
Just to clarify, I have nothing against the online porn industry, and I think it’s only human nature for a man or lady to indulge themselves with pornography. I just think the search terms that some people type in are highly entertaining, also the fact that a lot of people are landing on my property-related site expecting Sarah Beeny nudity.
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Talk / 5 Comments left so far
I think you missed the point of this blog. The point is to sucker in people that are looking for breasts; people like you, you could say, as opposed to being a good resource for "quality" images of tits.
Now go jack off to porn, son, property is clearly not your interest right now.
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House porn exploits the viewers, but real porn exploits the actors. Thus, Sarah Beeny is both exploited and exploiter!
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Personally, I'd love to see a lot more new pics of her. Keep them coming & let's just enjoy viewing her for the sexy lady that she is.
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Have to go back to that pic of Nick Knowles now.
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I initially started this website because I wanted to document my every step from property idiot to property landlord,
in hope that people would find my site and help me along the way. I literally didn't have a clue about being a landlord
when I started this website.
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