Shit You shouldn’t Write In Your Tenant’s Christmas Card

In my previous blog post I asked the question, are you going to bother sending your tenant a Christmas card. Continuing on with my run of festive blog posts, I’m now going to discuss what you shouldn’t say/put in your tenant’s Christmas card.

I’m sure it’s a common problem thousands of landlords face on a global scale- knowing what to and what not to write in your tenant’s Christmas card. Write too little, you can may come across as rude. Write too much, and you may come across as weird. Write something funny, and you may cause offense. It’s such a small and insiginicant part of being a landlord, yet has the potential to cause so much damage. Ah, the dangerous life of being a landlord at Christmas.

Most of you chumps have probably been super organised and sent your lousy cards out already. But for the real masculine landlords out there, this post will prove to be vital, I’m sure.

In order to avoid any negative consequences of sending an intended kind gesture, I asked the people of Twitter what landlords shouldn’t put in their Christmas cards to their tenants. Here are some of the most popular responses, along with my own examples.

Jingle Bells Christmas Card Message

Mortgage Christmas Card Message

Section 21 Christmas Card Message

Rent Due Christmas Card Message

Rent Increase Christmas Card Message

Sexy Christmas Card Message

Shit Christmas Card Message

You got anymore stupid and pointless suggestions? Let me know, innit.

Finally, I hope you all have a great Christmas and Happy New Year.

Like this post? Then maybe you should sign up to my FREE newsletter so you receive more like it!

7 Comments- Join The Conversation...

Guest Avatar
twattybollocks 21st December, 2009 @ 11:09

Fantastic!

Happy Christmas to you and all those I have hopefully given sound advice to this year - and to those of you who I have lambasted for being too stupid, inept, lazy incompetent and moronic (see Ajay Ahuja thread) I hope you have a good one too even though my opinion remains unchanged as are your chances of getting your dosh back (can't believe I am saying that).

To all you nice DSS tenants - I hope you find something better and your lives improve in 2010.

To all you scumbag DSS tenants - I hope your New Year is worse than the last.

To all you fellow Landlords - may your yields rise along with your bank accounts. May you drink from the spring of Mr Moet for many years to come!

Finally to The Landlord - thanks for such a great site your comments never fail to make me smile. keep it up in 2010!

Cheers

Twattybollocks

1
The Landlord Avatar
The Landlord 21st December, 2009 @ 20:03

Ha, what a nice round up, Twatty. Love the way you ended the year!

Just like to say thanks for your input to the website. Your comments have definiately been one of my main source of landlord knowledge in 2009! :)

Hopefully 2010 will be prosperous for us landlords!!!

2
Guest Avatar
sheldon 26th December, 2009 @ 04:48

haha yea! thanks for the awesome web site!

3
Guest Avatar
Sam 4th January, 2010 @ 22:55

"May you drink from the spring of Mr Moet for many years to come!" SLURP SLURP :)

4
Guest Avatar
victor meldrew 19th January, 2010 @ 15:33

I never send a Christmas Card if I haven't received one!!

5
Guest Avatar
victor meldrew 19th January, 2010 @ 15:33

One can't afford Christmas Cards in these tough times, unless one is a millionaire ;)

6
Guest Avatar
arife rahman 8th June, 2014 @ 08:27

yet has the potential to cause so much damage. Ah, the dangerous life of being a landlord at Christmas.

7

Please leave a comment...

Nobody

Nobody

Landlord

Landlord

Tenant

Tenant

Agent

Agent

Legal

Legal

Buyer

Buyer

Developer

Developer

Enthusiast

Enthusiast