Landlord Products / ServicesIn a previous blog post I explored whether landlords should splash out on Christmas presents for their favourite tenants, just to show a little appreciation. At the very least, send a freaking card [to the schmucks paying your mortgage].
Continuing on with my run of festive blog posts, I’m going to address the agonising process of choosing the right words to put in your cards, as I’m sure it’s a common source of extreme anxiety for thousands of landlords around the world.
Write too little and you run the risk of being an ungrateful asshole. Write too much and you’re a pervert that’s only after one thing. It’s truly a minefield.
So to help relieve you from the fear of choosing the wrong words, I reached out to the Twitter community, and together we have put together a list of sentiments that are best avoided from your tenants’ Christmas cards, despite your best intentions!
Seasons greetings all! xo
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Fantastic!
Happy Christmas to you and all those I have hopefully given sound advice to this year - and to those of you who I have lambasted for being too stupid, inept, lazy incompetent and moronic (see Ajay Ahuja thread) I hope you have a good one too even though my opinion remains unchanged as are your chances of getting your dosh back (can't believe I am saying that).
To all you nice DSS tenants - I hope you find something better and your lives improve in 2010.
To all you scumbag DSS tenants - I hope your New Year is worse than the last.
To all you fellow Landlords - may your yields rise along with your bank accounts. May you drink from the spring of Mr Moet for many years to come!
Finally to The Landlord - thanks for such a great site your comments never fail to make me smile. keep it up in 2010!
Cheers
Twattybollocks