Sarah Beeny

Are you a Sarah Beeny fan? Want to know more about her? Well this could be the place for you. This archive is full of both useful and useless crap about the Beeny. But ultimately, it’s all relative.

Perhaps you’re a rabid fan of Channel 4’s Property Ladder, or perhaps you’re an undercover pervert that only knows her for her most admired assets (.)(.)’s. Fortunately, there is enough ongoing material on here to clench the thirst of both equally honourable fetishes.

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Sarah Beeny Boob Competition- Win Her Latest Property Book

Sarah Beeny Boob Competition- Win Her Latest Property Book

9 Comments Comments / Article written on 25 Aug 2009, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Yup, it’s that time again. I’m giving away another copy of Sarah Beeny’s latest property book, “Property Ladder- Sarah Beeny’s Design For Profit” For more details about the book go here, Sarah Beeny’s Latest Book.
The last few competitions have been pretty successful- people seem to love the Beeny and her expert advice (or the pictures [...]

The Worst Developers To Ever Appear On Property Ladder, And Possibly The Entire Planet

The Worst Developers To Ever Appear On Property Ladder, And Possibly The Entire Planet

14 Comments Comments / Article written on 29 Jul 2009, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Who watched last night’s (28th July) Property Snakes & Ladders?

Successful entrepreneurs Nigel and Sarah have a romantic notion that they can make a quarter of a million pounds by creating a swanky LA pad in the heart of a run down bit of Rotherhithe, East London.

I don’t usually dedicate individual blog posts to episodes [...]

Sarah Beeny’s New Book- Design For Profit. Want A Copy For Free?

Sarah Beeny's New Book- Design For Profit. Want A Copy For Free?

54 Comments Comments / Article written on 21 Jul 2009, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Last week I got an email from the marketing manager for Cassell, which publishes Sarah Beeny’s Property Ladder books. She informed me that the Beeny had published a new book, and was wondering if I was interested in spreading the word and giving a few copies away to my readers! I obviously wasn’t going to [...]

Another Crazy E-mail From Someone Thinking I’m Sarah Beeny

Another Crazy E-mail From Someone Thinking I'm Sarah Beeny

1 Comment Comments / Article written on 05 Aug 2008, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I’ve already had a rant about people emailing me whilst wrongly under the impression that I’m Sarah Beeny, and I’ve done my best to set the record straight. But unfortunately, as expected, that didn’t seem to do the trick; I still regularly get emails from people thinking I’m Property Ladder’s Sarah Beeny. Whilst I’m truly [...]

Win Loads Of Sarah Beeny Books

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14 Comments Comments / Article written on 21 May 2008, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

There’s a huge following of people out there searching for all kinds of shit related to Sarah Beeny on a daily basis. Fortunately I rank quite highly for a pretty large index of keywords that involves the phrase “Sarah Beeny“, so I get a fair chunk of the traffic. Granted, most of the search terms [...]

Property Ladder With Sarah Beeny Is Back. Tell A Friend!

Property Ladder With Sarah Beeny Is Back. Tell A Friend!

4 Comments Comments / Article written on 09 Apr 2008, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Just a quick reminder for all you Beeny/Property Ladder fans, a new season kicks off tonight: 20:00, Channel 4. I was nicely reminded by one of my wonderful forum member’s. Which leads me to also remind you all that we’ll be continuing to get our claws out after each episode and get our bitch on [...]

Amusing Interview With Sarah Beeny On Scott Mills Radio 1 Show

Amusing Interview With Sarah Beeny On Scott Mills Radio 1 Show

0 Comments Comments / Article written on 23 Jan 2008, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Although I’m a huge Sarah Beeny fan, I don’t usually record her interviews because even that’s a bit too extreme for me. However, having listened to her on The Scott Mills Show on the Monday just gone, I knew I had recapture the moment- the interview was a corker.
For those who don’t listen to [...]

Why Do People Appear On Property Ladder?

Why Do People Appear On Property Ladder?

8 Comments Comments / Article written on 05 Dec 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I think i’m a little confused, care to help me out?
I watch Sarah Beeny’s Property Ladder religiously. I think it’s a great show, even though I spend most of the time with my mouth open, eyes covered and my skin crawling. Let’s face it, the show is about stupid people developing property, for the most [...]

I Received An Email From Sarah Beeny’s Business Partner

I Received An Email From Sarah Beeny's Business Partner

9 Comments Comments / Article written on 24 Oct 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I received an interesting email yesterday, which was supposedly sent by Sarah Beeny’s business partner, Amanda Christie. Before I discuss the matter further, I’ll show you the email:

Email: mailamanda@yahoo.com
Dear Sirs,
I represent Sarah Beeny, as her business partner.
We would like to give you one opportunity to cease using her name in the advertising, page titles and [...]

One Year To Pay Off Your Mortgage

One Year To Pay Off Your Mortgage

2 Comments Comments / Article written on 07 Oct 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

It’s a new property show presented by the one and only Sarah Beeny. It’s broadcasted by Channel 4, Saturday evenings.
The show is a documentary series following British people attempting to make substantial profit from investing and developing property outside of the UK so they can pay off their mortgages.
It’s a 6 part series, and apparently [...]

The Sarah Beeny Breast Phenomenon

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5 Comments Comments / Article written on 22 May 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I’m actually both amazed and worried about the online community. Soon after posting the article Sarah Beeny Huge Tits And Pokie Nipples (a blog entry about a crazy Sarah Beeny fan, taking his obsession with her breasts to the next level), I realised that there are in fact a lot more people infatuated with Sarah [...]

Sarah Beeny Vs Kirstie Allsopp

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7 Comments Comments / Article written on 11 May 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I’ve come across a lot of forum threads and blogs (old and new) that are asking the question, “Sarah Beeny or Kirstie Allsopp?”

The arguments haven’t been based on Sarah’s or Kirstie’s property knowledge! Oh-no! The online male community have separated them into two distinct topics of discussion.
In one corner, you have two uber geeks [...]

Sarah Beeny’s Husband (Graham Swift)

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5 Comments Comments / Article written on 07 May 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I’ve always wondered what Graham Swift (Sarah’s husband) looks like, mainly out of curiosity. Also, just to get an idea of what type of man she’s attracted to. I came across a rare picture of them together, and here it is:

I wouldn’t have pictured Graham to be her type, but what do I know? They [...]

Sarah Beeny huge tits and pokie nipples

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22 Comments Comments / Article written on 05 May 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I know what most of you are thinking, especially the hetreosexual ladies, “Oh shit, you are a sick perv, why are you blogging about her breasts, she’s not an object?”, while the male Sarah Beeny fans are thinking, “COME ON!! GET IN!! SHOW US THE PICTURES”
Before I continue, I’d just like to clarify that she [...]

Sarah Beeny Tips

Sarah Beeny Tips

0 Comments Comments / Article written on 20 Apr 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Here is a list of useful tips from Sarah Beeny; I found these on various websites that interviewed the Property Guru. If anyone has any other useful Sarah Beeny quotes, with source references, please let me know, and I’ll put it into the list. Thanks in advance.
If in doubt leave it to the professionals
“Doing a [...]

I Am NOT Sarah Beeny

I Am NOT Sarah Beeny

0 Comments Comments / Article written on 07 Apr 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

I think there has been some confusion. Just to clarify once more, I am not Sarah Beeny (although I wouldn’t mind if I was). Sarah Beeny has nothing to do with this website, I’m just an admirer of her work, hence the Sarah Beeny Articles.
A few weeks ago I received an email, from someone who [...]

Sarah Beeny Pictures

Sarah Beeny Pictures

1 Comment Comments / Article written on 29 Jan 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Here in my world, Property Investment Project, Sarah Beeny is our Property Guru. Over the past few months I’ve wrote a few articles about her, and now i’ve even created a category section dedicated to her. It made logical sense since I want this site to be as organized as possible, and the best way [...]

Sarah Beeny Facts

Sarah Beeny Facts

13 Comments Comments / Article written on 22 Jan 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Sarah Beeny facts….
Full name:
- Sarah Lucinda Beeny
D.O.B:
- Sarah Beeny was born on 9th January 1972.
Family life:
- Sarah is married to an artist, Graham (lucky guy). She has three children. Rafferty, Charlie and Billy, and one currently on the way.
- Beeny was 10 years old her mother died of cancer
- Sarah grew up on a farm [...]

Sarah Beeny’s Property Ladder Is Awesome

Sarah Beeny's Property Ladder Is Awesome

4 Comments Comments / Article written on 09 Jan 2007, and filed in the Sarah Beeny section

Does anyone else watch this show? Most of the property shows on these days are boring and generic; consequently it’s difficult to extract any useful information from them. But I’ve always had a soft spot for Property Ladder. Why? Mainly because of the entertainment value it provides.
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid [...]