SEXY Property History Lesson

Welcome to the Property Investment Project’s very first History lesson. Learning has never been more enjoyable! Class is now in session. SHUT UP, TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS AND LISTEN UP! (note: sorry, since youtube limits video dimensions, some of the writing is unclear- i’ve writen all the featured facts below)

Seedy, tacky, not very informative, yet highly watch’able, right?

For those that didn’t manage to look beyond the naked lady, here are the property facts that were shown in the clip:

1981- the last property crash
1996- property boom begins
2001- most expensive house in the Uk was purchased by the Prince of Dubai
2003- UK base rate was 3.5%, a 48yr low
2005- 60k houses were worth more than £1million in England and wales. There were only 5k in 1995
2006- 17,000 homes were repossessed
2007- UK homes now worth more than 3.8 trillion

I put that little video together with the help of a very attractive friend of mine, as you can all see. Many thanks to her! I didn’t think she would ever cave in and agree to the production.

This is just a beta version; it was literally a rush job, and it took approximately 20mins to shoot, and 30mins to edit. I plan on ‘attempting’ to make much more professional and informative versions in the near future.

Let me clarify, I’m no expert when it comes to directing, producing, shooting or even video editing, so this was all kind of a new thing for me. I think that’s all extremely evident since it looks cheap and unprofessional. Apologies for the schoolboy’ish handwriting- body art is definitely not my forte.

My influence for this video came from a very similar video I saw on shoemoney’s blog. After having watched the video for the 6th time and cleaned my keyboard/monitor, I started to read the facts and learned a few things about the online porn industry. Useless facts, granted. However, I was inspired, and I thought to myself, “I wonder how difficult it would be to put something like that together?”

It turns out that it’s extremely difficult to make something like that with quality, especially if you have no directing/video-editing experience whatsoever.

Maybe there is a future for amatuers like me in the porn industry. Fuck property.

Improvements I’ll make on version 2:
– improve hand writing
– less naked woman, more facts. I think over did it on the “sexy lady” part, kind of diluting from the point of the video (to learn some property facts, believe it or not)
– better camera angles
– a more professional edit

If anyone is interested in modelling for me in a similar nature…HOLLA!

19 Comments- Join The Conversation...

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terry routledge 4th July, 2007 @ 09:28

foooookin helll!!!!!

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Aisha 4th July, 2007 @ 20:12

applause, well done.

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SivlerMaster 5th July, 2007 @ 09:26

Impressed, is there next series?

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The Landlord 5th July, 2007 @ 09:27

I'm working on it :)
It all depends on how many of my female friends I can drag into this perverted scheme.

The girl who was in this video said she would do it for me again. So of course, there will be more to come!

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Bristols 11th July, 2007 @ 21:59

So what happens in the next(and rapidly approaching) crash?

Does she get spanked or something?


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The Landlord 11th July, 2007 @ 22:06

Property crashes only affect those who are in it for the short term investment.

Since i'm not one of those people- ahh fuck it, yeah, sure, i'll spank her regardless.

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nick 12th July, 2007 @ 00:49

what she get for this??
I recognize the girl what a sexy bird can i get her nr??

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pissed off estate agent 22nd October, 2007 @ 22:50

all i can say is what you wrote about estate agents is totally unfair and incorrect, its people like yourself who create this bad air around estate agents,probably a good idea to go fuck yourself and your mother you cunt...........

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The Landlord 22nd October, 2007 @ 22:54

Hey, pissed off estate agent.

I think you just proved my point.

And this article has nothing to do with estate agents. You can't even get the basics right, like posting comments in the right articles...

Dear lord.

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Badger 23rd October, 2007 @ 08:25

Pissed off estate agent,
Does your boss know you are looking at half naked women on the net.
Come on buddy, we can all see the nice little portches and other 2 seaters parked out the front of your shops, WE AINT MUGS DUDE, we also know that these cars have been brought with our hard earned money for something that you guys have sold us over inflated.
Bog of son

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Badger 23rd October, 2007 @ 08:26

Just for your own greed and feeling of importance,
Get a life ffs

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consa 6th November, 2007 @ 11:26

Excellent video, and excellent HPC cartoons as well

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Arnold 10th January, 2008 @ 10:45


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dcbc1080 17th January, 2008 @ 07:18

Very well done on such a short timeline.Excitedly waiting for the next edition.

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javed 29th February, 2008 @ 13:46

you trying to say women are cheaper than paper or women are more readable?

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The Landlord 29th February, 2008 @ 13:48

Yes. Exactly.

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Kosovo 2nd August, 2008 @ 18:33

Its a miracle, thats no chance to think.

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matt 23rd September, 2008 @ 17:22

thats the best thing i've seen all day :)

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Fred 17th December, 2008 @ 21:14

That's Fantastic, Man! *lol* What an F* good idea! I dump my scratchbook immediately... I would vote for change in the school system, get rid of paper too.

And very good was the pissed estate agent posting in here after clicking on the chick *haha*

I became instantly a fan of the propertyinvestmentproject! Easymarketing, man!

PS: how those"30mins to edit" looked like I can imagine :O) *g*


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