Sarah Beeny huge tits and pokie nipples

I know what most of you are thinking, especially the hetreosexual ladies, “Oh shit, you are a sick perv, why are you blogging about her breasts, she’s not an object?”, while the male Sarah Beeny fans are thinking, “COME ON!! GET IN!! SHOW US THE PICTURES”

Before I continue, I’d just like to clarify that she is an object and that I wasn’t Google’ing for anything related to breasts, this blog entry is genuinely based on an innocent scenario.

I like to keep on top of the latest Sarah Beeny news, so I Google for “Sarah Beeny” on a regular basis. If anything interesting pops up I usually blog about it.

Anyone with 1/20 vision who has seen Sarah Beeny in real life or TV must have got an eyeful of her…errr…”assets”. I’ve noticed a few blogs mention her breasts (link removed), and that all seemed pretty ordinary. Men talking about breasts is normal, right? However, I came across this website (beware of porn adverts) that had a page, titled “Sarah Beeny huge tits and pokie nipples”. On the site is quite a large (and slightly worrying) selection of Sarah Beeny Pictures where either her breasts look enormous and/or her nipples are showing through her top.

Whoever owns that website, I assume a chap called “Rob” since the domain is robbscelebs.co.uk, is most likely a runaway from a mental institute. The whole site is seedy and tacky (which I don’t have a problem with). When I watch Property Ladder I take in Sarah Beeny’s advice and on occasion think to myself, “man, she’s hot”, which I consider to be all pretty normal. However, I dread to think what Rob does while he’s watching her in action…

I looked through a few of the Sarah Beeny photos, and I started wondering, “where did he get all these images from?” Then I realised, he actually took these pictures with a digital camera while he was watching Property Ladder on TV! Now that’s extreme obsession. Rob makes me look like an archenemy of Sarah Beeny.

If you look at this picture, you notice the pause button is active on Sky Plus. There are loads of pictures like that on his site.

If you look at these pictures, you can still see part of his TV around the edges:

Rob, my friend, if you happen to find this site, from one Sarah Beeny fan to another, I like what you’re doing, I really do, but you need help. But until you get caught by the men in white coat, you may as well continue with what you’re doing.

Anyways, I found it all rather entertaining.

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Talk / 23 Comments left so far

Scott Marlow wrote this on 2007-05-08 15:48:20 I love her breasts. They are beautiful :)

Nice article lol 1

greg wrote this on 2007-05-13 05:03:28 SEND ME MORE PICTURE'S OF SARAH BEENY ! 2

The Landlord wrote this on 2007-05-13 08:56:31 Have you tried looking here Sarah Beeny Photos?

:) 3

me wrote this on 2007-09-17 18:26:51 i've seen bigger tits 4

Alexander Alvarez wrote this on 2007-12-17 07:42:33 I love Sarah Beeny's massive tits. They are so beautiful.

:drool: 5

beenylover wrote this on 2008-02-05 19:56:19 I love her too,. Because she is not beautiful but very sexy and real and has the greatest tits... I totally love her... what a fox! 6

elisabeth blayney wrote this on 2008-02-12 13:40:43 I dont know about her breast but if she was giving me clues what to do in my house to make money, I would follow her instructions to the letter 7

Paul wrote this on 2008-02-19 08:08:16 Yes but have you seen bigger breasts on a lady who is a millionaire, knows how to develop property, and can knock down a wall with a sledge hammer? I think not. I would follow her advice to the letter. 8

big tam wrote this on 2008-04-09 23:44:44 Better belive it mate get more photos of this babe,even trick photigraphy ? shes a stoater,i watched last nights show and shes got it in the right places 9

Frank wrote this on 2008-06-09 17:03:23 I don't see anything wrong with admiring a sexy lady on TV, and tuning in to watch her enormous boobs. Plenty of women watch shows because they have guys they like in them.

Her boobs make me very happy. 10

Joey wrote this on 2008-08-29 19:01:16 Just as a side note..

The guy who ran that site (Robb) died very suddenly a few months back..

Not totally relevent, just thought I would mention it... 11

The Landlord wrote this on 2008-08-31 09:59:53 Oh wow, that's really sad.
How do you know he died, Joey? 12

Malau wrote this on 2008-12-16 12:35:48 Robb died from an allergic reaction to penicillin. 13

Jakob wrote this on 2008-12-17 20:47:21 Yo Bro's; actually not being a really boob-fetishist, they don't bother me on her :O) But what I'm really stunned of is her appeal, the face, the smile, and a successful woman too, what is very sexy also I think. Well, a pity I saw her 20 years too late (she's happy married(I hope) for 19 years and a mommy of 3...would someone bother when I bring up the title MILF? I think it's a compliment) and I saw her only on a investment mag and not in real. By the way, she must be very sporty, keeping her shape, surely having those "english-womens-genes" tending to form a (already being shortlegged) Brit-Chick more "broad than high" ! Respect & Regards, Jacob 14

Fred wrote this on 2008-12-17 22:22:35 Hey, my opinion, man! She even thinks of making those melons smaller...I could understand that - even those overboobed pornstars keep their monster-plastic-boobs only as long as the job is monetizing good, then they let'em reduce to a comfortable size again...I wouldn't care - she would be beautiful even with normal-sized ones!

Beeny's comment on her both own topics I stumbled over:
"Sarah has confessed she would like a breast reduction"
http://latestnews.virginmedia.com/news/entertainment/2008/03/31/sarah_beenys_breast_problem 15

Breastfan wrote this on 2009-01-23 13:01:30 lads,,,I see Sarah Beeny quite a bit,she has lost a ton of wait and really isn`t as curvy as she once was...
I much prefered her before,she has also grown her hair longer...
Damn Sarah,u was perfect before !! 16

ernie wrote this on 2009-08-18 20:32:41 we done a program with sarah .she came down had a chat with the lads pre filming.she is a laugh .she had a bit of banter about her tits and being pregnant saying just as well her and her husband love anal sex or there would be even more .i have to admit she has a cracking arse as well no knickers on under her jeans. 17

craig wrote this on 2009-08-25 22:36:16 She is so sexy.

Low hanging fruit!

Yummmmmy 18

Hieroglyph wrote this on 2009-08-26 16:37:13 ...you do realise poor 'ol Rob from Robbs Celebs has died...?? Last year I think...

Sad 19

The Landlord wrote this on 2009-08-26 19:55:31 Hey Hieroglyph,
Yeah, I heard quite a while ago.

I didn't actually realise how popular his site was until after he died- so many people were talking about.

Sad news. R.I.P. 20

Pete wrote this on 2009-09-16 19:49:25 Wow,what a pair of tits my girlfriend loves them 21

MeMe wrote this on 2009-12-12 16:25:47 O my god, i thought i was the only one......... thanks guys but it's too late for me now. Because of Sarahs "Talents" i got into massive debt speculating on disused local authority utility sheds. It's like i was in a trance these past 6 years or something. Her "Talents" were hypnotic, and lulled me into a matronly sence of calm and (go's on like this for some time)......................... 22

JON wrote this on 2010-07-03 13:30:24 I'm really into diy but admit to watching sarah's shows for her tits which give me a swollen nob 23

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