Prince William’s New Bachelor Pad

Prince William

Oh yes, Price William has set to move into his very first bachelor pad. Our highness has chosen to move into an upscale (of course) apartment complex in the exclusive Dolphin Square. Dolphin Square is a block of private apartments built near the River Thames at Pimlico in London. I’m sure the prince will have a grand time entertaining his friends and family with a game of twister, followed by cheese and crackers, complimented by a bottle of the finest, in his new boudoir.

Prince William House

It’s not certain how much one of those apartments set him back, or anyone else whose made residence there, but I can guarantee it’s a scary looking figure that I will never have the privilege of seeing in my back account balance.

It’s said that the Prince has signed a 9 month lease for a 9th floor, 3 bedroom apartment. While William is in the Army he only needs an uncomplicated base in London for short periods, so I imagine this will suit him just fine.

The residents in the complex were informed by their new neighbour via their Dolphin Square newsletter; you know you’re living somewhere fancy-schmancy when there is a regular newsletter. Anyhow, somehow I don’t think any of them will complain about the latest news. Firstly, I’m sure the Prince will have a positive impact in the value of the apartments. Secondly, security has been stepped up around the complex- Members of the prince’s police protection team will take residence in neighboring apartments.. Higher equity and more security- who’s going to complain about that? An idiot.

So what is our highness going to get with the package? Well, you know, just the household necessities with a few extras:

– Swimming pool
– Gym
– Restaurant
– Bar
– Brasserie
– Shopping arcade
– Launderette
– Large car park that can be found in the basement.
– Tennis court
– Croquet lawn that overlooks the Thames
– It’s also renowned for being one of the safest addresses in London due to the high number of military figures and intelligence officers who live there.

Not too shabby if you ask me. I’m sure the place will go down a storm with all his royal friends. And now that the Prince has recently become single, I’m sure when he manages to drag himself away from the croquet lawn, he’ll take full advantage of his private living quarters. I’m sure he can turn up the music and his neighbouring security won’t hear a thing. Come on, he maybe a Prince, but he’s also only human…and male.

Seductive Prince William

Prince William Kissing

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articles of today 14th August, 2012 @ 21:49

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chopper 8th February, 2013 @ 06:33

God how I hate this cunt!!!

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Headick 8th February, 2013 @ 06:38

Hasn't this fucking arse-hole already got enough fucking homes to live in, I think about the poor homeless English people living on the cold streets of London, I hate these greedy fucking royal fucking cunts!!!!!!!!!!

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Spike 8th February, 2013 @ 06:40

I hear this cunt is a fucking poofter bastard!

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touchstone 4th November, 2014 @ 17:27

Dolphin Square...the name rings a bell...wasn't that where lots of young boys were buggered by politicians and other 'VIPs'?

Yes...I believe it was.

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Bugga me bleu! 10th November, 2014 @ 02:12

You could hide victims in that complex for months, if not years.

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