Landlord Complaints & Rants

Every man needs to vent now and then; even I, a gracious individual, is no exception from the act of humanity.

This is the where I rant and rave like a madman about property related crap and give updates about the website in general. It’s pretty much a miscellaneous section; filled with all kinds of wonderful treats.

FIGHT: Rightmove / Zoopla Vs OnTheMarket 11 Feb 2015 51

FIGHT: Rightmove / Zoopla Vs OnTheMarket

Q&A With The Landlord, ‘i need to find a land load that aceps dss’ 17 Dec 2013 16

Q&A With The Landlord, ‘i need to find a land load that aceps dss’

The Worst Kind Of Landlord 21 Nov 2013 10

The Worst Kind Of Landlord

The Lessons You Never Forget As A Landlord / Person 12 Aug 2013 38

The Lessons You Never Forget As A Landlord / Person

Sign Up To The Landlord Newsletter: Real Experiences, Tips, Advice & Discount Codes 14 Apr 2013 0

Sign Up To The Landlord Newsletter: Real Experiences, Tips, Advice & Discount Codes

The Pains Of Scheduling Rental Property Viewings 04 Sep 2012 15

The Pains Of Scheduling Rental Property Viewings

Landlords Are Just Glorified Babysitters 24 Jun 2012 17

Landlords Are Just Glorified Babysitters

Accepting Rent In The Form Of Sex 26 Jan 2012 16

Accepting Rent In The Form Of Sex

Tenant’s Aren’t Just For Christmas 14 Dec 2011 26

Tenant’s Aren’t Just For Christmas

Halifax Landlord Insurance Have Irritated Me 27 Sep 2011 15

Halifax Landlord Insurance Have Irritated Me

Angry DSS Tenant Walks Away Fuming Over A Fairytale 31 Aug 2011 11

Angry DSS Tenant Walks Away Fuming Over A Fairytale

Hello? Does Anyone Know Energy Performance Certificates (EPCs) Exist Yet? 27 Jul 2011 18

Hello? Does Anyone Know Energy Performance Certificates (EPCs) Exist Yet?

Landlords Are Third Rate Humans And They Should Die Slowly 17 Jun 2011 17

Landlords Are Third Rate Humans And They Should Die Slowly

My Tenant Lacks Compassion And Has No Soul 18 May 2011 69

My Tenant Lacks Compassion And Has No Soul

Rightmove, Get That ‘Twitter Feed’ Shit Off Your Blog Immediately 18 Jan 2011 5

Rightmove, Get That ‘Twitter Feed’ Shit Off Your Blog Immediately

My Tenant Is Ignoring My Text Messages And Phone Calls 10 Jan 2011 26

My Tenant Is Ignoring My Text Messages And Phone Calls

5 Ways To Convince Your Tenant To Have Sex With You 08 Dec 2010 20

5 Ways To Convince Your Tenant To Have Sex With You

Tenant Wakes Up With Landlord Towering Over Him 24 Nov 2010 8

Tenant Wakes Up With Landlord Towering Over Him

My Tenants Have Split Up From Their Stupid Relationship 12 Nov 2010 7

My Tenants Have Split Up From Their Stupid Relationship

My Tenant Left Me With A Wheelie Bin Full Of Shit And Sex Toys 26 Oct 2010 19

My Tenant Left Me With A Wheelie Bin Full Of Shit And Sex Toys

I’m Bored Of Painting Over Bad Taste And Moudly Shit 10 Oct 2010 14

I’m Bored Of Painting Over Bad Taste And Moudly Shit

Torn Between Two Tenants – Sweet Old Lady With Huge Tits And Family With Shagable Daughter 29 Sep 2010 9

Torn Between Two Tenants – Sweet Old Lady With Huge Tits And Family With Shagable Daughter

Ajay Ahuja Has Been Successfully Sued 22 Sep 2010 18

Ajay Ahuja Has Been Successfully Sued

My Landlord Is A Rude Bitch 08 Sep 2010 17

My Landlord Is A Rude Bitch

Is My Landlord Entitled To Go Through My Underwear Drawer? 19 Aug 2010 24

Is My Landlord Entitled To Go Through My Underwear Drawer?

Funny Shit Friday – DSS Tenant Demands Apology, But Walks Away With I.T Advice 06 Aug 2010 8

Funny Shit Friday – DSS Tenant Demands Apology, But Walks Away With I.T Advice

Hilarious Spareroom/Houseshare Advert 30 Jul 2010 1

Hilarious Spareroom/Houseshare Advert

My Tenant Is A Lazy, Worthless, Greasy Kebab 08 Jul 2010 19

My Tenant Is A Lazy, Worthless, Greasy Kebab

My Tenant’s Disgusting Taste In Furniture Has Ruined My Life 24 Jun 2010 12

My Tenant’s Disgusting Taste In Furniture Has Ruined My Life

Interview With The Angry HIP Consultant 10 Jun 2010 20

Interview With The Angry HIP Consultant

My Tenant Gave Me Notice While I Was On Holiday 07 Jun 2010 7

My Tenant Gave Me Notice While I Was On Holiday

Is This Online Letting Agent Advert Distasteful? 31 May 2010 4

Is This Online Letting Agent Advert Distasteful?

This Country Would Be Awesome For Landlords If I Was In Control 12 May 2010 5

This Country Would Be Awesome For Landlords If I Was In Control

Ajay Ahuja Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me 04 May 2010 11

Ajay Ahuja Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me

Ajay Ahuja Gets Investigated By Undercover Sky News Journalists 30 Apr 2010 3

Ajay Ahuja Gets Investigated By Undercover Sky News Journalists

Guys, Want To Live With A Creepy Homosexual In A Trendy Part Of London, Rent Free? 14 Apr 2010 6

Guys, Want To Live With A Creepy Homosexual In A Trendy Part Of London, Rent Free?

Same Libel Threat, Different Person Threatening Me 12 Jan 2010 30

Same Libel Threat, Different Person Threatening Me

Landlord Junk I Want To Achieve In 2010 04 Jan 2010 19

Landlord Junk I Want To Achieve In 2010

Are You Going To Bother Sending Your Tenant A Christmas Card? 17 Dec 2009 10

Are You Going To Bother Sending Your Tenant A Christmas Card?

Interview With Ajay Ahuja 10 Nov 2009 150

Interview With Ajay Ahuja

Reader Requests I Remove Article Where I Call My Tenant A Bitch 28 Sep 2009 11

Reader Requests I Remove Article Where I Call My Tenant A Bitch

New Property Investment Project Business Cards 23 Sep 2009 6

New Property Investment Project Business Cards

The Lost Art Of Being Polite 27 Aug 2009 8

The Lost Art Of Being Polite

Landlord Searching For Perfect Tenants 20 Aug 2009 6

Landlord Searching For Perfect Tenants

Hilarious Ad By Landlord, ‘4 Bedroom Undesirable Shit Hole’ 19 Aug 2009 5

Hilarious Ad By Landlord, ‘4 Bedroom Undesirable Shit Hole’

I’m Suffering From “Shitty Savings Account” Syndrome 22 Jun 2009 4

I’m Suffering From “Shitty Savings Account” Syndrome

The Worst Bloody Thing About Being A Landlord 08 Jun 2009 18

The Worst Bloody Thing About Being A Landlord

Most Estate Agents On Twitter Are Idiots 13 Apr 2009 20

Most Estate Agents On Twitter Are Idiots

Letting Agent Is Trying To Rip Me Off 04 Apr 2009 10

Letting Agent Is Trying To Rip Me Off

Mark Sawyer Of Property Association Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me 15 Mar 2009 25

Mark Sawyer Of Property Association Has Threatened To Take Legal Action Against Me

I’ve Fallen Out With My Tenant Over Her Security Deposit 14 Feb 2009 10

I’ve Fallen Out With My Tenant Over Her Security Deposit

My Favourite Tenant Is Leaving 20 Jan 2009 4

My Favourite Tenant Is Leaving

Who Watched Repossessed Last Night On BBC1? 07 Jan 2009 7

Who Watched Repossessed Last Night On BBC1?

Cashback Credit Cards- A Great Way To Spend 06 Jan 2009 2

Cashback Credit Cards- A Great Way To Spend