I Hope All Estate Agents Aren’t This Unfunny

I know a lot of people dislike me and my blog because of the kind of crap I dispose on here, which is totally cool by me. To each their own and all that fluff.

On a few occasions I’ve seen some of the haters write some funny shit about me and my beautiful cesspit of a blog. Ironically, it’s the parasites with obscure, unfunny humour which gets under my skin and causes me to mentally malfunction.

I was notified by a reader about this recent thread (you need to sign up to view the thread – probably not worth it since I took a screenshot) on the ageants website (update, 2011/03/31: the website has been taken offline for some reason)- it’s an online colony of estate and letting agents. Oh the horror.

Unfunny Agent

The estate agent obviously had a problem with my 15 reasons why estate agents are idiots blog post, which I can totally understand. But I don’t really get his punchline:

I’m guessing he doesnt like ‘us’ because he cannot actually afford a property and was told by an estate agent somewhere down the line to “f@@@ off timewaster, take your free newspaper and get out my office!”

I don’t get the joke at all, and I’m extremely open minded, and I have an awesome sense of humour. FACT! I’m not offended by what he said, I just don’t find the joke funny. It reminds me of “old people” humour. When people get older, their sense of humour fades with their youth, and transform into something ever so simple. They end up laughing at shit that isn’t really funny e.g. if someone drops a spoon on the floor by accident at the dinner table. Old people love that shit. I don’t dislike old people, I have grandparents, too. I’m just stating facts. When I’m older, I’m going to laugh my arse off when someone accidentally drops something.

I’m not entirely sure if being told to “fuck off” because I can’t afford a house is funny, whichever way I look at it (even if I was diagnosed with “old man” humour syndrome). Obviously, it’s especially not funny because it’s an estate agent telling me to “fuck off”

“Funny” would be an estate agent telling someone to “fuck off” and then getting beat the crap out of with a “for sale” sign for being such a rude, dumb, shit-for-brains, right?

Anyways, I should probably change the article to “16 reasons why estate agents are idiots

16] Estate Agents are unfunny dickheads.

Since the “15 reasons why estate agents are idiots” article is merely based on stereotypes, I hope some of you genuinely cool and funny agents don’t get too offended by that article, this article and point 16.

And for the record, I don’t dislike Estate Agents because I can’t afford a house, despite what matey thinks/says. But, now, I do, dislike Estate Agents because they’re unfunny cu*ts.

Love you all.
The Landlord.

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Sam 2nd February, 2010 @ 01:41

number 16 is my favourite :)

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Gary Kirby 16th February, 2010 @ 23:02

lol it would be funny to see an estate agent get beat with a sale sign

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Miles Williams 21st February, 2010 @ 16:54

Just spotted your site, I love it you write like I speak, swearing too much.

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