I Hate My Fucking Landlord

Do you hate your landlord? One of my readers’ certainly does. This was a rather amusing email I received from a chap called Clive, in response to my Things I Hate About Being A Landlord post.
what a pile of shit. i hat emy fucking landlord. Landlords have it easy compared to tenants. fuck you and all other landlords. i have dealt with nothing but total cunt landlords and they make me sick.
i’m renting a 1 bedroom flat from this sweaty cheesy landlord, and he won’t fix the hot water. it’s been broken for months. i pay my rent on time every month and the criminal forces me to have cold showers every morning.
he’s such a dumb idiot but he thinks he’s such a slick, cool dude. too bad he’s overweight, has greasy hair and smells like crap.
Clive.
Right, well I’ve never denied that Landlords can be total scumbags. Landlords and Tenants can both equally be as scummy as one another. But for the record, I am a fucking awesome Landlord. My tenants have never experienced cold showers, unless it was through their own will.
It’s ironic that Clive mentioned the few “shitty rights” landlords have, yet apparently fails to take advantage of the extensive set of rights tenants have. On that note, let me remind all tenants that they have statutory rights, and they should enforce them if the Landlord isn’t meeting his/her lawful obligations.
In Clive’s specific case, his Landlord is violating the “Right to repair” right, which is statutory (even if it’s not stated, or conflicted with, in the tenancy agreement). The “Right to repair” means the Landlord has to keep the following in good repair:
- The structure and outside of the building (eg roof, walls, floors, doors and windows, gutters, pipes and drains)
- The plumbing (eg baths, toilets and basins)
- Electrical wiring and gas pipes
- Fixed heaters and water heaters
I advise all Tenants to familiarize themselves with their rights so they can live in conditions they’re entitled to.
Do you hate your landlord? If so, tell me why, please…
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Fact is, that everyone can own land, or property. All what it takes is for you to have a decent job and money for a deposit. That's literally all that it takes. It's just money.
In order to get enough money on an average income, you must live frugally. Very frugally. Might have to live with the parents or house share for 5 years, eat nothing but value food, not go on holidays, ride a 125 or bicycle to work. You have to slowly methodically build credit and a few years before you're buying take out a medium sized unsecured loan so you can bolster your deposit 'war chest'.
Yes, property in the UK is expensive compared to the rest of the world. But it's also a very desirable place to live. But it's not TOO EXPENSIVE. An average salary earner can still get on the housing ladder (perhaps not in the South East), but it takes careful planning and SACRIFICE.
What you are representing is the people who want to own property the EASY way, who have a sense of entitlement that they have a RIGHT to own property.
AU CONTRAIRE! You have to EARN that right. You do that through hard work and careful planning.
Put less money in your crack pipe, that'd be good first step!
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Dion your post was a little extreme.
"You know the very defination of a slave is man that can't own land" - Really? There is me thinking a slave was someone owned by another individual.
Secondly, "can't" or "wont"? Truth is anyone can own land in this country. They just have to stop complaining, appreciate the opportunities we have in this country and start hustlin'.
Do you think all landlords were just given a property portfolio?
Giving everyone a right to land will be a big slap in the face for all those that have worked hard to achieve what they have. Luckily that will never happen.
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Jesus teaches to give up worldly possessions like this. He had no place to lay his head to call his own here. Jesus just didn't hustle enough I guess? His free healthcare plan was totally outrageous too I must admit. If its a slap in the face Mr X maybe thats what is needed? Its better that then more bloodshed. Look at all the problems in the world Mr X most of them are because people own the land and take advantage of the weaker people.
Evolutions, "only the strong shall survive" is demonic and puts us on the level of the animals and frankly we will not survive it. Many thought slavery in this country was cool and even Godly because, rich people are greedy. The chances of a rich person making it to heaven is like a camel jumping through the eye of a needle. Now either Jesus talked a bunch of nonsense or your totally wrong. I'm going with Jesus.
Your right though I am extreme though as I and many other have been hurt by landlords sometimes even physically hurt. So I'm going to be a bit extreme. If it wasn't so lopsided today maybe I wouldn't be so extreme? The fact is its out of balance and has been for a long time and more blood will be spilled for the greed of the rich in this country and others.
Take for example diamonds. We have so much blood being spilled over diamonds and evil done. De Beers has enough diamonds it could release them all and make them virtually worthless they are artifically kept rare. So for the sake of keeping people slaves to others and luxary for the few we keep allowing this blood to be spilled and wars to be fought using them. Now to me this just isn't worth it. I don't think any amount of diamonds are worth a single human life.
If we are to survive in the long run Mr X greed as a motivater has to go. We have to be in this together. If we did survive we would eventually become a threat to God Himself. Some how I don't think God will allow us to become a threat to Himself and all that is good. Change or become extinct its that simple it won't work and shouldn't work for the litteral sake of all thats good in the universe.
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Your in the UK? Well that is the birth of royal landlords I'm in the US. Your raised over there to give royal welfare checks to people because of their dna. I as American find that barbariac. The protesters will not stop in your country or in ours one day the landlord will be extinct and if they never are? God doesn't exist or lets evil run rampant. Greed is not the way I see God motivating us its through love and if we can't be motivated through love instead of greed? I don't think we deserve to survive as a species and I pray to God that He will make us extinct if we continue to use greed as a motivator.
Landlords will be extinct one day because we will never see peace without that happening. One person ruling over another is just sick PERIOD. It always has been and always will be if we can't all be free whats the use really? I'm sorry you can't see the evil vile ways of your beliefs and hands. Maybe your not children of God and want good for all and not for the few who"SUPOSSEDLY WORK HARD". You know all is given by God and the only thing you can earn from God in the bible is a trip to hell. EARNINGS are evil and vile too. We must turn from these things to become a great society worthy of surviving.
We have a long way to go. One day we must find away to not kill anything to become a great society but if we continue to not even move in that direction because the greed of man is to great? We don't deserve the grace God has given us so far. God is about life,freedom and the greatest of all love. How do most landlords practice love? They don't in most cases and that should tell you both that these are not the ways of God and should one day be abolished as we progress as a species.
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Okay, I apologise about the crack pipe remark. Paraphrasing Karl Marx it seems that you've already found a drug more suitable for you.
I personally think that you're loopy, i.e. a bit mad. But probably harmlessly so. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but forgive me if I decline to interact with you any further for I think it would be a waste of time. Cheerio!
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thanks for the comments anyway. I have thought this out but still there would be a bunch of tiny holes in my whole theroy for it to work. In the end I guess if it isn't broke as they say don't fix it. I think and you have to admit this too Armin, with these protesters all over the world it maybe broke? Anything other then what I'm suggesting is just putting a band aid on the problem as I said as long as you have landlords you'll have slavery in some form. You have to figure Armin that one day a child will be able to create a atom with an ink pen if we keep advancing.
Now if everyone has an atom bomb that chooses to make one what kind of society will we have to have in order to live with each other? An equal one is the answer. One where everyone is happy and equal we don't have that and as long as we don't we will always have conflict. Why? One person is always going to feel like the victim. I feel like a victim and that people with your thoughts have victimized me and the greedys you all get guess what? The amount of people that feel like victims goes up. Correct?
So if your greed is left unchecked unbalanced wars will come as you can clearly see its not brain surgery. If your allowed to keep victimizing people because your, i don't know say you all are "the superior race" as the Nazi's claimed to be. What kind of future would you expect to see from that kind of thinking? Bleek if you ask me..... So even if you win the arguement for all eternity here Armin you still lose and so do we.
Your loss though according to Jesus will be far more damaging though. I think those that victimized without thoughts for the ones they victimized should suffer some kind of judgement in the next world. If God is Just thats what will happen. So by saving you we all get saved in the end. Whats so bad about losing your stuff and gaining eternal life?
If what your saying is correct? I wish I would have died along time ago and saved myself from all the minimum wage work I did to help you all build your empire. Where would ya be then if all the poor bastards you all want to use as slaves just up and died. You'd have to make slaves of each other. Its sick, I'm not loopy I'm enlightened though if your not a spiritual person or one that beleives in the God of the bible it may look like I am. I want everyone to have an equal chance at life and right now thats not possible some are born sick some are born to dysfunctional poor parenting.
Whats so bad about giving everyone and equal chance at life? If you believe that everyone gets the same chance well one of us is living in a fantasy land. We try to balance things out now by doing more for the disabled. Why? because its the right thing to do. Those with dispicable parenting growing up though? Your just screwed hope you get lucky. Well I didn't get lucky like you or others. The boss didn't ever take a special liking to me.
I worked hard and got the guarantee I'd be working hard till I dropped dead with nothing in my pocket. I didn't know hard workers stay in the same spot because they are usefull in those spots why move em it ain't broke. So I wasn't that charming had a dysfunctional ma. Work all I want the slavery will never get better. Well I think BS myself. I did the same jobs and more work and got? TO STAY PUT ALL MY LIFE WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
As "Lover Boy" said when I was younger, "only the lucky ones get to steal the show, only the lucky ones really get to know". I never realized how true that was until just recently when I heard that song again.
The part of the song I really like too says, "If your a beautiful girl everything is prearranged, your whole life it comes to you for free, you wear it well it comes so naturally". That is the smug way I feel about those that get the lucky breaks in life. Feet never touch the ground and you can sit in judgement of all the rest without ever have walking in their shoes.
Oh but for the grace of God your not in my shape Armin. Tweak you biology a bit put in another country and a very poor family and you'd change your mind about landlords in a hurry. You'd know that victimization is a very wicked thing indeed.
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generally, not very well, lets say...I lived there
before and should never have gone back...when a rent
cheque bounced ACCIDENTLY, (though God he deserved
it more than anyone!), he assumed I did it on purpose!!
In revenge he started cutting holes in my clothes
with knives and scissors.....!!! pscho wot?!
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Please ignore Dion. We may need a bit more story. There are no "parts" to a chimney, other than the bricks which form it. Are you saying bricks are falling down the chimney?
In the first instance: Instruct the landlord to provide a gas and electrical inspection certificate. If / when this is not produced give them a short time to come round and do it. If / When they don't tell them you're going to do it and deduct from the rent money. Again allow a short time to for them to do the survey if they have not.
Then get the survey done. Depending on how that turns out, safe vs unsafe, will guide your next move.
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In E&W, although the electrics must be safe, there is no legal requirement for a landlord to provide an electrical inspection certificate for a normal rented property.
Linda said the wiring was 'very old fashioned'. That doesnt necessarily make it unsafe and does not give grounds for rent deductions.
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Moron filled an airbrick with foam, no extractor in the bathroom, a month later he put an extractor fan in, but it's not wired up so it's useless. If we run water or upstairs does, it sets off the mold on the walls. A damp course was done... years ago, a brick too high.
It took ages to get a smashed socket fixed (was smashed before we moved in and they said it'd be sorted, a month later... oops!) He drywalled ONE wall... on TOP of the carpet... made us buy paint to paint it though, didn't provide it. He did say he would do it, using our paint of course!
Left the flat in a state repetedly after doing "work" we had a lounge unusable for a week, but he didn't reduce our rent whatsoever despite not having full use of the flat. Also broke the 24 hour rule, though of course we can't really prove it.
Oh and we renewed our tennacy, paying £125 before xmas. 4th Jan we get a letter saying HEY GET OUT BY MARCH 6th, so someone didn't process the form but quite happily took our money! Huzzah! So yes, I fucking hate my landlord!
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I'm sorry to hear your landlord is so bad. Just one comment: If you renewed your tenancy (why did you renew when it was as awful as you say!?) in December then you should have been issued with a new tenancy agreement, for a minimum of six months. You have the legal right to either:
+ Insist on staying there until June (but it's a dive so maybe that's cutting off your nose to spite your face?)
+ Obtaining the return of the £125 as a fee which was extracted under willful misrepresentation by the landlord or their agents
Maybe a litle bargaining chip as you plan to leave your house. BTW: If he's that bad of getting out of promises as you describe, keep things in writing between you now.
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He said it was getting sorted in the new year (only 6 months on like!) Work has been getting done ever so slowly. And extractor in the bathroom but yet to be wired up. We were kinda just gonna go with that it would end up getting done and contact EH if need be. There aren't many properties in the area that we could move to (or afford, the rent is cheapish here and we're pretty poor. We've had a notice, we have to leave by March 6th though we could stay if we want the courts involved.
The agents are like oh yes, we'll return your fee! Damn right they will :| I would have thought it's more a section 8 (though we've done nothing wrong and not violated our agreement or been noisy or anything at all) as opposed to section 21.
I've repeatedly asked for things in writing but we keep getting fobbed off. "next time, next time" we're told. Like we wanted to get a cat ((good job we didn't) and they kept saying they'd give it us in writing that it was okay AFTER we got the animal. Errr, they could easily turn around and say nope, not allowed! and then what would we do? *Sigh* These other agents seem much more willing to care for tennants.
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We covered this off on: http://www.propertyinvestmentproject.co.uk/blog/assured-shorthold-tenancy-agreement-ast-tips/comment-page-1/#comment-180360 posts 16 and 17.
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Thanks for the advice. Agree you're right about no absolute statutory duty to provide an elecrical safety cert.
But I disagree with your other comment. And maybe the disagreement is based on the image of what "very old fashioned" brings to both our minds. I've found wiring from c. 1920s where the rubber has perished and as soon as it's touched / moved, even very gently, it falls away from the copper wire.
If the old fashioned wiring is of this age then any landlord who turns up in a court (and they'd be in that court because someone got injured or killed) saying it was fine not to inspect it is not going to come out of that court unscathed.
Linda would be fulfiling the landlord's common law obligation to maintain the property and ensure it's safety, an obligation they appear keen not to fulfil. She has a specific and particular concern which is reasonable to her unique situation. Subrogation allows the cost to be offset against the rent, if fair notice has been given.
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Have you read this recent Blog from The Landlord?
http://www.propertyinvestmentproject.co.uk/blog/landlords-responsibility-to-repair-and-maintain/
Have a read. If it does not help you enough, come back to us.
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i have informed my landlord by speaking to him, have had this problem 3 times 2 years i need my downstairs loo due to disability could i withhold rent and pay for thr drains to be sorted myself, me and my husband have lived in the house for 8 years pay our own rent and the landlord never wants to do repairs i wish i could move but cash flow problems are preventing this
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The legal remedy to this is strictly to go to Court, they would want to see evidence of an attempted mediation between yourselves before they hear your case.
If you were to go to court then you could both have legal representation. Some say the only winners in legal cases are the solicitors and this could be disproportionately expensive for both you and your landlord.
So a common sense short-circuit, which does not line the pockets of solicitors, is the diversion of the rent money from the landlord to the repair they have failed to complete.
If you do this, then I'd suggest some steps to keep your position water-tight:
- Do it in writing;
- Tell the landlord what you plan to do and offer plenty of time for them to step in and do the repair themselves;
- Tell them clearly why you think its their responsibility, not yours. Offer them the opportunity to disagree with your opinion.
- Get a number of quotes, to show you've shopped around. Use the best value for money one. Use one who will not only un-block the drain but also tell you why it was blocked. Accept it was you, if that's what they find.
Hope this helps.
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he got his mate to do it twice and the blockage was 40 feet from my drain cover in the next garden the woman next drain cover was covered in grass years ago and need digging up the problem started when building work was going on 2 years ago she wants to split the cost my landlord wont pay her loo not effected as the blockage is before her outlet i spend the day upstair as my disability means i need my downstairs loo
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OK - I do not know all the facts here and without knowing the layout of the properties I don't know how many properties share the drain BUT if it is a shared drain then the repairs should be covered by the Landlords and the neighbour's buildings insurance. If it IS a shared drain/sewer then the cost of repairs would be split by however many properties share it.
If the drain is being blocked 40 feet from your property under the neighbours garden then I'm sorry, I really don't think you should be too hard on your landlord after all he is unable to walk onto your neighbours land to dig up their garden. Additionally, if the blockage has been caused by a collapse of the pipe under your neighbours garden then the landlord is unlikely to have known about this 9unless he has xray vision or a drain cam)and he certainly should not be blamed as, if the property is older, clay pipes would have been used and they can be badly affected by roots from trees etc.
She is entitled to split the cost.
Who's building work? your property or next doors? You need to give more information please fed up!
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My approach would be,
1) Shut off the water at the stop tap (minimise damage)
2) Get 3 quotes (not estimates) from plumbers with reasonable (not 3-line) ads in yellow pages
3) Take the best quote
4) Pay for the plumber, deduct it from rent
5) Supply receipt & all 3 quotes to the landlord - pointing out that you have selected the most economic quote.
You might also need to get professional help to repair the water damage once the pipe has been repaired. Follow the same process.
Regards
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this website might be of use for you:
http://www.gardenlaw.co.uk/
I'm not a solicitor, but the way I understand it is that the responsibility lies with the owner of the tree, i.e. not you as tenant.
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can not afford to do it myself as husband as had to take a drastic pay cut of £400 per month in order to keep his job
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My Landlord will not give me a new temmant agreement on paper said i have one from 2007 we need hoising benefit at the moment can not get it till we get proof of rent his reply i do not want you making a claim get the cash of your dad we have borrowed rent for April May if we do not get this benefit we can not make the full rent for June i have give the benefit section his contact details,
my landlord took a month to sort my front door we are planning on moving asap as we have no contract i assume i can go without notice
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Just a bit unsure here. You say "F+++ All Alndlords". Then you complain only about BTL.
So is it all landlords. Or all BTL landlords you wish to see f+++ed?
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i feel for you we have a landlord who will not give us proof of rent been asking for 9 weeks he fixes nothing either, trying to move but as we now need housing benefit finding it hard borrowed 2 months rent but can not borrow more my landlord sucks
i so want to move and leave him in a mess to re rent he need to spend
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I've had a landlord who rented a flat to me which was in the words of the local council "unfit for human habitation", another one whose husband broke into my flat, and numerous examples of deposit taking which used to result in a small claim but thankfully now is simpler. However even with the deposit protection scheme there still isn't enough protection for tenants as the landlord has no monetary risk so can claim for as many deductions as they wish and hope the arbitrator agrees with them. If the landlord had to pay a deposit, and for every wrongful deduction they claimed from the tenant they had deductions then they would be far less likely to seek deductions for items they weren't sure of.
Ultimately I think the only long term solution involves proper regulation, with landlords who won't fulfill basic legal requirements having their right to let taken away. Sounds extreme but I think living in a flat that meets basic standard of living is a human right.
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I disagree. The landlord is risking their property, which is of far higher value than the tenants deposit.
It is very difficult for a landlord to disappear but relatively easy for a tenant to do so. Additionally, a landlord has an asset to place a charge against, tenants rarely have.
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I'd agree with much of what said, if only you'd have started off by saying: "I think a minority of landlords take advantage ..."
You are right. There are some bad landlords out there. Ever had customer service in a shop? Was the shop there a week later? A month? A year? Sometimes the link between giving poor value for money and going out of business does not feel strong.
But at the moment landlords of all kinds are enjoying two temporary fair winds: Banks restricting their mortgage lending has led to a really strong demand which in turn has led to increased rents because landlords can't expent their holdings fast enough to keep pace with demand.
Soon as the banks mortgage lending gets back to normal (couple of years?) then the rental demand will subside and so will rent amounts. At this stage in the economic cysle, tenants can be more discrening and demanding and only the higher quality landlord is going to survive.
By the way, there are umpteen dozens of laws and regulations which govern the residential landlord at the moment. If regulation came in, it seems difficult to see how it would have anything new. It would just cost to cover what's already legislated for. Those costs would need to go somewhere. Result would be higher rents. Or landlords leaving the market. Which would reduce choice and reduce supply, which also puts up rents. That's not good for tenants.
My suggestion is that the existing legisation is more actively enforced. Because it annoys me to see bad landlords out there, they make life more difficult for the decone ones.
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$20 per week rent increase seems excessive.
If your rent is higher than neighbouring similar properties, you can apply to the CTTT to make an order of what is a fair increase.
Your landlord must give you 60 days notice of any rent increase, you then have 30 days to apply to the CTTT.
Here are their contact details;
http://www.cttt.nsw.gov.au/About_us/CTTT_registry/Wollongong_registry.html
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Belle - your case inparticular sounds exactly like the sort of story we'd like to feature. Do you have any images which further illustrate the conditions you describe?
It would be great to hear off you. If you reply to this post and would be willing to talk to me about your experience I can send you my email address/phone number.
Of course, if you wished, your contribution to the programme could be completely anonymous.
Thanks!
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This is going to be another balanced programme from the BBC then is it? A good use of licence payers fees?
The best you can come up with is a one sided version of events from over a year ago. Completely anonymous with unverified 'images'.
As Jeremy asked Belle at the time "Why did you renew your tenancy if it was as awful as you say!?"
How about asking this feller about his renting nightmare;
http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/News/Landlord-left-to-clean-up-mountain-of-rubbish-20130408175750.htm
“It has been left absolutely ruined. There has been a lot of damage done.
“The lady stopped paying rent last year, and I’ve been trying to get her out ever since. I had to go to court to get an eviction notice. It’s taken nearly a year.”
Despite finally getting rid of his troublesome tenant, Mr Singh has been left with nothing to smile about after being left with the bill for cleaning up the mess left behind by the family, as well as losing out on rent payments which date back to May 2012.
And before you and your anti-capitalist overlords start doing the hokey-cokey over the demise of another hated landlord, consider this;
What effect will this behaviour have on rental prices?
Are landlords likely to give someone desperate a break, when they know they can't evict a non-paying scumbag for months?
Will the Rachmans spot another niche market to exploit?
HTH
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