I Hate My Fucking Landlord
Written by The Landlord on 22 Dec 2008
Do you hate your landlord? One of my readers’ certainly does. This was a rather amusing email I received from a chap called Clive, in response to my Things I Hate About Being A Landlord post.
what a pile of shit. i hat emy fucking landlord. Landlords have it easy compared to tenants. fuck you and all other landlords. i have dealt with nothing but total cunt landlords and they make me sick.
i’m renting a 1 bedroom flat from this sweaty cheesy landlord, and he won’t fix the hot water. it’s been broken for months. i pay my rent on time every month and the criminal forces me to have cold showers every morning.
he’s such a dumb idiot but he thinks he’s such a slick, cool dude. too bad he’s overweight, has greasy hair and smells like crap.
Clive.
Right, well I’ve never denied that Landlords can be total scumbags. Landlords and Tenants can both equally be as scummy as one another. But for the record, I am a fucking awesome Landlord. My tenants have never experienced cold showers, unless it was through their own will.
It’s ironic that Clive mentioned the few “shitty rights” landlords have, yet apparently fails to take advantage of the extensive set of rights tenants have. On that note, let me remind all tenants that they have statutory rights, and they should enforce them if the Landlord isn’t meeting his/her lawful obligations.
In Clive’s specific case, his Landlord is violating the “Right to repair” right, which is statutory (even if it’s not stated, or conflicted with, in the tenancy agreement). The “Right to repair” means the Landlord has to keep the following in good repair:
- The structure and outside of the building (eg roof, walls, floors, doors and windows, gutters, pipes and drains)
- The plumbing (eg baths, toilets and basins)
- Electrical wiring and gas pipes
- Fixed heaters and water heaters
I advise all Tenants to familiarize themselves with their rights so they can live in conditions they’re entitled to.
Do you hate your landlord? If so, tell me why, please…
60 Comments - join the conversation...
we pay our rent on time every month no fail and keep it shinning
Now we just asked him after 3 years to ser comi boiler he said it dont need doing its never been done in 3 years me and family are now really scared on what to he wont do nothing and dont know what will happen if we ask again ....will he go off his head HELP!!!!!
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Your landlord sounds like an irrtional arse.
If you think your landlord isn't providing you with a property that meets all health and safety regulations, I wouldn definitely take action.
How to Report A Landlord That Doesn’t Comply With Health And Safety
Kind regards
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Nice one Victoria.
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I do understand how landlords feel they need to protect their investment, but belittling your tenant is going to far. I'm not saying they are all like that, but mine is and I wish I could buy my own house but I can't as I'm going though uni with a child trying to make my life and hers better. I wish my landlord would cut me some slack. I pay my rent on time and I clean the house. I wish he'd just leave me to live here in peace instead of coming over and complaining about my cleaning when I have a kid who messes it up after I just cleaned it. If he didn't like it than he shouldn't accept children in his house then...
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Since your landlord has given you permission for one cat it is unreasonable for him to refuse a second (3 or 4 may be different. If the contract does not contain the words "will not reasonably be refused" you may have a claim against him for an unfair contract term. "Because I said so" is not a reasonable refusal!
Your landlord can not just throw you out - he needs to give you statutory notice and even then if you refuse to move he can't just throw you out, change the locks or remove your goods and chattals!
As regards your cleaning - it is your house and his even mentioning it could be deemed a breach of your quiet enjoyment of the property. To take an extreme example - if you chose to live in squalor then, as long tas there is no vermin infestation, fire hazzard etc, then that is your choise. Your landlord can not tell you to clean up without the risk of you sueing him.
I suggest you speak to your local citizens advice office or your local council's housing officer. You do not say if you are on LHA or DSS. If so - go and speak to the council and complain about his harrassment as soon as possible.
Let us know how you get on!
Jools
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The place is not a mess, I tidy it regulary and do a big clean once a week. The contract states 'one cat' when I asked for a second he said no 'one is enough for that house' when I asked why he said 'the contract says no pets unless otherwise specified' he may as well said 'because I said so. He doesn't have my fish or my gerbils and hamster on the contract. He knew of my gerbils and hamster when I moved in and the fish I thought he wouldn't mind since they don't make a mess or noise but he does...
I am on LHA as I'm a student. All be it partial until now. The only reason why I haven't said anything is because I want him to sign me for another year. I really don't have the money to move right now and I'm hoping to start university next year so I'm going to have to move out of the area anyway.
Don't I need proof for harassment? I'm private rented it's not a council property.
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If he has allowed one cat then he has given his consent. He is not allowed to unreasonably refuse the request for a second cat. His excuse that "one is enough for that house" is not reasonable and you could challenge that as an unfair contract term. Same with the fish - he may not like it but he can not unreasonably withold permission. Shark no - goldfish ok. IT IS YOUR HOME AND NOT HIS!
He may own the property but as soon as you and he sign the AST then it is your home and he can not interfere. Tell him to wind his neck in or get another can and if he says anything tell him to evict you. That will take time and his money and when the magistrate realises the reason for eviction is an extra cat the case will probably be thrown out. As for the cleaning you really need to send him a letter stating that you would appreciate it if he would stop interfering in your life otherwise you will have no other option than to take legal advice as you feel he is breaching your right to quiet enjoyment of your home.
Jools
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He agreed to a written reference and the retracted the idea by claiming to only deal with estate agents, council and housing associations when I found a suitable accommodation as his is an HMO (Bedsit).Then
threatened me with a Section 21 and also retracted that- after suggesting for us to leave immediately had failed. All per email!!!!!
He claimed that my complaints are unjustified yet is jumping all over the place to upgrade the current state of the building and chalets. Simple guidelines in reference to Fire, Health and Safety and landlord's obligations have been going unnoticed up till now. All I ever said is that he is obliged to clean the common areas on a regular basis for hygiene purposes and he has taken it a bit to far now. The common bathroom floors are still
covered with a black film of dirt and the mats haven't been washed since September. Per Letter he commended that it is just as well my responsibility to keep the areas clean. I don't see how seeing as he charges extra to fulfill this. He did have a cleaner but fired her (I assume it was not for reason given)because she came at wrong time. Yesterday he installed a door closer in my room. As far as I know some are still left unattended.
He is claiming recently that this is an unideal property for a female adult and a female minor and supposedly will contact Child protection and social services to help me find more suitable accommodation.. Landlord claims that he suddenly has knowledge of criminal background and convictions of tenants as well as drug addicts at the property (reassured me though earlier that it was a safe environment). At this point I have to add that I never agreed to CRB and doubt that he would spend the money to do them himself on tenants before agreeing to tenancy (no written tenancy agreement for any). Quick to take your cash though never asked me for references and on a website he states not needing any.
Thank goodness I have an email stating I paid my rent on time before I realised to deposit the rent into his account to have a receipt in hand.
This man is not only antisocial but criminal. A bully so my daughter states who is far from feeling safe regardless of the assurances of my landlord
about "her welfare and safety being paramount"(his words).This was his excuse to enter my room after I clearly notified him per email, to which he responded, that he nor anyone else is to enter without my presence and to give me 24hrs notice. He said it was noted during a repair 2 days before that there was no fire blanket(yes there was) Why the District Council recommend him, especially to vulnerable people is beyond me. I am sure they have their justification for it.
Personally, I have to assume that it is run by unqualified councillors and staff who allow people like him bypass guidelines and laws. All I can do
is carry on updating the council, local police and child welfare to the matter as no one has gotten back to me about what exactly to do and can only hope that this is taken seriously.
I did notify the police about the unjustified entry and they told me it was a civil dispute and not criminal. Have a ref number.
Any suggestions would be helpful!
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I hope he can afford to finish ripping off the facade of the building once I've sued him for 3 times both of my deposits as they are not protected.
I love my stupid landlord for thinking that I am idiot.
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1) Shut off the water at the stop tap (minimise damage)
2) Get 3 quotes (not estimates) from plumbers with reasonable (not 3-line) ads in yellow pages
3) Take the best quote
4) Pay for the plumber, deduct it from rent
5) Supply receipt & all 3 quotes to the landlord - pointing out that you have selected the most economic quote.
You might also need to get professional help to repair the water damage once the pipe has been repaired. Follow the same process.
Regards
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-i do my dishes by hand so i dont have to unload the dishwasher, my landlord always says the same thing when he sees me doing it "you can put that in the dishwasher"
i always reply "i dont mind"
-i dont want to walk your dogs, even if you pay me
-im not going to cook for you, even if you pay me
-just because your a failure as a father doesnt mean that you have to try to parent me, im fine
-believe me when i said i didnt do it, because in the past i have always been honest
-STOP turning the hall lights off, i keep tripping over your food obsessed pugs
-all you pugs care about is food. THATS IT
basically i think my landlord is an simple minded man with no ambitions, but i shouldnt expect much from someone who has a good job and yet chooses to share his house and kitchen with 5 people.
>pissed because im tired of studying
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Survey says landlords are more scummy overall than tenants. After all, it is your side that willingly plays this game. Best wishes,
-Matt
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I have will not pay my rent till loo is fixed
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Fact is, that everyone can own land, or property. All what it takes is for you to have a decent job and money for a deposit. That's literally all that it takes. It's just money.
In order to get enough money on an average income, you must live frugally. Very frugally. Might have to live with the parents or house share for 5 years, eat nothing but value food, not go on holidays, ride a 125 or bicycle to work. You have to slowly methodically build credit and a few years before you're buying take out a medium sized unsecured loan so you can bolster your deposit 'war chest'.
Yes, property in the UK is expensive compared to the rest of the world. But it's also a very desirable place to live. But it's not TOO EXPENSIVE. An average salary earner can still get on the housing ladder (perhaps not in the South East), but it takes careful planning and SACRIFICE.
What you are representing is the people who want to own property the EASY way, who have a sense of entitlement that they have a RIGHT to own property.
AU CONTRAIRE! You have to EARN that right. You do that through hard work and careful planning.
Put less money in your crack pipe, that'd be good first step!
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Dion your post was a little extreme.
"You know the very defination of a slave is man that can't own land" - Really? There is me thinking a slave was someone owned by another individual.
Secondly, "can't" or "wont"? Truth is anyone can own land in this country. They just have to stop complaining, appreciate the opportunities we have in this country and start hustlin'.
Do you think all landlords were just given a property portfolio?
Giving everyone a right to land will be a big slap in the face for all those that have worked hard to achieve what they have. Luckily that will never happen.
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Jesus teaches to give up worldly possessions like this. He had no place to lay his head to call his own here. Jesus just didn't hustle enough I guess? His free healthcare plan was totally outrageous too I must admit. If its a slap in the face Mr X maybe thats what is needed? Its better that then more bloodshed. Look at all the problems in the world Mr X most of them are because people own the land and take advantage of the weaker people.
Evolutions, "only the strong shall survive" is demonic and puts us on the level of the animals and frankly we will not survive it. Many thought slavery in this country was cool and even Godly because, rich people are greedy. The chances of a rich person making it to heaven is like a camel jumping through the eye of a needle. Now either Jesus talked a bunch of nonsense or your totally wrong. I'm going with Jesus.
Your right though I am extreme though as I and many other have been hurt by landlords sometimes even physically hurt. So I'm going to be a bit extreme. If it wasn't so lopsided today maybe I wouldn't be so extreme? The fact is its out of balance and has been for a long time and more blood will be spilled for the greed of the rich in this country and others.
Take for example diamonds. We have so much blood being spilled over diamonds and evil done. De Beers has enough diamonds it could release them all and make them virtually worthless they are artifically kept rare. So for the sake of keeping people slaves to others and luxary for the few we keep allowing this blood to be spilled and wars to be fought using them. Now to me this just isn't worth it. I don't think any amount of diamonds are worth a single human life.
If we are to survive in the long run Mr X greed as a motivater has to go. We have to be in this together. If we did survive we would eventually become a threat to God Himself. Some how I don't think God will allow us to become a threat to Himself and all that is good. Change or become extinct its that simple it won't work and shouldn't work for the litteral sake of all thats good in the universe.
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Your in the UK? Well that is the birth of royal landlords I'm in the US. Your raised over there to give royal welfare checks to people because of their dna. I as American find that barbariac. The protesters will not stop in your country or in ours one day the landlord will be extinct and if they never are? God doesn't exist or lets evil run rampant. Greed is not the way I see God motivating us its through love and if we can't be motivated through love instead of greed? I don't think we deserve to survive as a species and I pray to God that He will make us extinct if we continue to use greed as a motivator.
Landlords will be extinct one day because we will never see peace without that happening. One person ruling over another is just sick PERIOD. It always has been and always will be if we can't all be free whats the use really? I'm sorry you can't see the evil vile ways of your beliefs and hands. Maybe your not children of God and want good for all and not for the few who"SUPOSSEDLY WORK HARD". You know all is given by God and the only thing you can earn from God in the bible is a trip to hell. EARNINGS are evil and vile too. We must turn from these things to become a great society worthy of surviving.
We have a long way to go. One day we must find away to not kill anything to become a great society but if we continue to not even move in that direction because the greed of man is to great? We don't deserve the grace God has given us so far. God is about life,freedom and the greatest of all love. How do most landlords practice love? They don't in most cases and that should tell you both that these are not the ways of God and should one day be abolished as we progress as a species.
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Okay, I apologise about the crack pipe remark. Paraphrasing Karl Marx it seems that you've already found a drug more suitable for you.
I personally think that you're loopy, i.e. a bit mad. But probably harmlessly so. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but forgive me if I decline to interact with you any further for I think it would be a waste of time. Cheerio!
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thanks for the comments anyway. I have thought this out but still there would be a bunch of tiny holes in my whole theroy for it to work. In the end I guess if it isn't broke as they say don't fix it. I think and you have to admit this too Armin, with these protesters all over the world it maybe broke? Anything other then what I'm suggesting is just putting a band aid on the problem as I said as long as you have landlords you'll have slavery in some form. You have to figure Armin that one day a child will be able to create a atom with an ink pen if we keep advancing.
Now if everyone has an atom bomb that chooses to make one what kind of society will we have to have in order to live with each other? An equal one is the answer. One where everyone is happy and equal we don't have that and as long as we don't we will always have conflict. Why? One person is always going to feel like the victim. I feel like a victim and that people with your thoughts have victimized me and the greedys you all get guess what? The amount of people that feel like victims goes up. Correct?
So if your greed is left unchecked unbalanced wars will come as you can clearly see its not brain surgery. If your allowed to keep victimizing people because your, i don't know say you all are "the superior race" as the Nazi's claimed to be. What kind of future would you expect to see from that kind of thinking? Bleek if you ask me..... So even if you win the arguement for all eternity here Armin you still lose and so do we.
Your loss though according to Jesus will be far more damaging though. I think those that victimized without thoughts for the ones they victimized should suffer some kind of judgement in the next world. If God is Just thats what will happen. So by saving you we all get saved in the end. Whats so bad about losing your stuff and gaining eternal life?
If what your saying is correct? I wish I would have died along time ago and saved myself from all the minimum wage work I did to help you all build your empire. Where would ya be then if all the poor bastards you all want to use as slaves just up and died. You'd have to make slaves of each other. Its sick, I'm not loopy I'm enlightened though if your not a spiritual person or one that beleives in the God of the bible it may look like I am. I want everyone to have an equal chance at life and right now thats not possible some are born sick some are born to dysfunctional poor parenting.
Whats so bad about giving everyone and equal chance at life? If you believe that everyone gets the same chance well one of us is living in a fantasy land. We try to balance things out now by doing more for the disabled. Why? because its the right thing to do. Those with dispicable parenting growing up though? Your just screwed hope you get lucky. Well I didn't get lucky like you or others. The boss didn't ever take a special liking to me.
I worked hard and got the guarantee I'd be working hard till I dropped dead with nothing in my pocket. I didn't know hard workers stay in the same spot because they are usefull in those spots why move em it ain't broke. So I wasn't that charming had a dysfunctional ma. Work all I want the slavery will never get better. Well I think BS myself. I did the same jobs and more work and got? TO STAY PUT ALL MY LIFE WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
As "Lover Boy" said when I was younger, "only the lucky ones get to steal the show, only the lucky ones really get to know". I never realized how true that was until just recently when I heard that song again.
The part of the song I really like too says, "If your a beautiful girl everything is prearranged, your whole life it comes to you for free, you wear it well it comes so naturally". That is the smug way I feel about those that get the lucky breaks in life. Feet never touch the ground and you can sit in judgement of all the rest without ever have walking in their shoes.
Oh but for the grace of God your not in my shape Armin. Tweak you biology a bit put in another country and a very poor family and you'd change your mind about landlords in a hurry. You'd know that victimization is a very wicked thing indeed.
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generally, not very well, lets say...I lived there
before and should never have gone back...when a rent
cheque bounced ACCIDENTLY, (though God he deserved
it more than anyone!), he assumed I did it on purpose!!
In revenge he started cutting holes in my clothes
with knives and scissors.....!!! pscho wot?!
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Please ignore Dion. We may need a bit more story. There are no "parts" to a chimney, other than the bricks which form it. Are you saying bricks are falling down the chimney?
In the first instance: Instruct the landlord to provide a gas and electrical inspection certificate. If / when this is not produced give them a short time to come round and do it. If / When they don't tell them you're going to do it and deduct from the rent money. Again allow a short time to for them to do the survey if they have not.
Then get the survey done. Depending on how that turns out, safe vs unsafe, will guide your next move.
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In E&W, although the electrics must be safe, there is no legal requirement for a landlord to provide an electrical inspection certificate for a normal rented property.
Linda said the wiring was 'very old fashioned'. That doesnt necessarily make it unsafe and does not give grounds for rent deductions.
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Moron filled an airbrick with foam, no extractor in the bathroom, a month later he put an extractor fan in, but it's not wired up so it's useless. If we run water or upstairs does, it sets off the mold on the walls. A damp course was done... years ago, a brick too high.
It took ages to get a smashed socket fixed (was smashed before we moved in and they said it'd be sorted, a month later... oops!) He drywalled ONE wall... on TOP of the carpet... made us buy paint to paint it though, didn't provide it. He did say he would do it, using our paint of course!
Left the flat in a state repetedly after doing "work" we had a lounge unusable for a week, but he didn't reduce our rent whatsoever despite not having full use of the flat. Also broke the 24 hour rule, though of course we can't really prove it.
Oh and we renewed our tennacy, paying £125 before xmas. 4th Jan we get a letter saying HEY GET OUT BY MARCH 6th, so someone didn't process the form but quite happily took our money! Huzzah! So yes, I fucking hate my landlord!
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I'm sorry to hear your landlord is so bad. Just one comment: If you renewed your tenancy (why did you renew when it was as awful as you say!?) in December then you should have been issued with a new tenancy agreement, for a minimum of six months. You have the legal right to either:
+ Insist on staying there until June (but it's a dive so maybe that's cutting off your nose to spite your face?)
+ Obtaining the return of the £125 as a fee which was extracted under willful misrepresentation by the landlord or their agents
Maybe a litle bargaining chip as you plan to leave your house. BTW: If he's that bad of getting out of promises as you describe, keep things in writing between you now.
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He said it was getting sorted in the new year (only 6 months on like!) Work has been getting done ever so slowly. And extractor in the bathroom but yet to be wired up. We were kinda just gonna go with that it would end up getting done and contact EH if need be. There aren't many properties in the area that we could move to (or afford, the rent is cheapish here and we're pretty poor. We've had a notice, we have to leave by March 6th though we could stay if we want the courts involved.
The agents are like oh yes, we'll return your fee! Damn right they will :| I would have thought it's more a section 8 (though we've done nothing wrong and not violated our agreement or been noisy or anything at all) as opposed to section 21.
I've repeatedly asked for things in writing but we keep getting fobbed off. "next time, next time" we're told. Like we wanted to get a cat ((good job we didn't) and they kept saying they'd give it us in writing that it was okay AFTER we got the animal. Errr, they could easily turn around and say nope, not allowed! and then what would we do? *Sigh* These other agents seem much more willing to care for tennants.
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We covered this off on: http://www.propertyinvestmentproject.co.uk/blog/assured-shorthold-tenancy-agreement-ast-tips/comment-page-1/#comment-180360 posts 16 and 17.
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Thanks for the advice. Agree you're right about no absolute statutory duty to provide an elecrical safety cert.
But I disagree with your other comment. And maybe the disagreement is based on the image of what "very old fashioned" brings to both our minds. I've found wiring from c. 1920s where the rubber has perished and as soon as it's touched / moved, even very gently, it falls away from the copper wire.
If the old fashioned wiring is of this age then any landlord who turns up in a court (and they'd be in that court because someone got injured or killed) saying it was fine not to inspect it is not going to come out of that court unscathed.
Linda would be fulfiling the landlord's common law obligation to maintain the property and ensure it's safety, an obligation they appear keen not to fulfil. She has a specific and particular concern which is reasonable to her unique situation. Subrogation allows the cost to be offset against the rent, if fair notice has been given.
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