Another Crazy E-mail From Someone Thinking I’m Sarah Beeny

I’ve already had a rant about people emailing me whilst wrongly under the impression that I’m Sarah Beeny, and I’ve done my best to set the record straight. But unfortunately, as expected, that didn’t seem to do the trick; I still regularly get emails from people thinking I’m Property Ladder’s Sarah Beeny. Whilst I’m truly honoured that i’m able to convincingly come off as Sarah Beeny, I’m also a little reluctant to feel truly dignified by the misconception, because I get more emails for her than genuine emails which are directed for me. It’s a great shame.

As I’ve stated before, I’ve never given the impression that I am Sarah Beeny; i’m merely a fan of her assets and her property related work.

I usually ignore most of the emails that start with, “Dear Sarah” or the alike, but I got the weirdest email the other day, so I thought I would share.

Dear Mrs, Beeney,

seeing how you and your family have taken to the European continent, could I place an obligation on you the next time you are going out. Please become aware of the situation facing the residents of Belarus, who’s second generation are feeling the effects of radiation emitted in the Chernobyl nuclear accident.

This is a terrible liberty, but you are a practical sort, who can refuse when it is not impossible to assist.

There are systems in place to transport children with unique problems to the U.K. for free treatment and if you loved the land, perhaps I could pass your interest on?

I was always told to be polite to those from whom I asked for help. Knowing your life is full, and that you can not be everywhere and do everything, disregard this if it does not square with your own intentions. It is a good thing that you are on telly, building houses and families if the matchmakings as successful as the construction advice.

God Bless you and yours
[insert name]

Errr…what? Now there’s a head scratcher, right? I’m completely baffled by this email. Don’t get me wrong, the person who wrote the email sounds like a genuine and sincere….fruitloop with good intentions, but seriously…what?

No idea what this person is talking about. Does anyone else?

If you happen to read this Sarah, please feel obliged to step in and help the residents of Belarus, who’s second generation are feeling the effects of radiation emitted in the Chernobyl nuclear accident….Errr yeah.

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Haiku Man 9th October, 2008 @ 08:30

Completely off-topic, but can we start a SB Haiku thread?

Here's mine;

Oh Saint Sarah of Beeny
Don't be a meany
Let me jizz on your tits

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