SEXY Property History Lesson
Welcome to the Property Investment Project’s very first History lesson. Learning has never been more enjoyable! Class is now in session. SHUT UP, TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS AND LISTEN UP! (note: sorry, since youtube limits video dimensions, some of the writing is unclear- i’ve writen all the featured facts below)
Seedy, tacky, not very informative, yet highly watch’able, right?
For those that didn’t manage to look beyond the naked lady, here are the property facts that were shown in the clip:
1981- the last property crash
1996- property boom begins
2001- most expensive house in the Uk was purchased by the Prince of Dubai
2003- UK base rate was 3.5%, a 48yr low
2005- 60k houses were worth more than £1million in England and wales. There were only 5k in 1995
2006- 17,000 homes were repossessed
2007- UK homes now worth more than 3.8 trillion
I put that little video together with the help of a very attractive friend of mine, as you can all see. Many thanks to her! I didn’t think she would ever cave in and agree to the production.
This is just a beta version; it was literally a rush job, and it took approximately 20mins to shoot, and 30mins to edit. I plan on ‘attempting’ to make much more professional and informative versions in the near future.
Let me clarify, I’m no expert when it comes to directing, producing, shooting or even video editing, so this was all kind of a new thing for me. I think that’s all extremely evident since it looks cheap and unprofessional. Apologies for the schoolboy’ish handwriting- body art is definitely not my forte.
My influence for this video came from a very similar video I saw on shoemoney’s blog. After having watched the video for the 6th time and cleaned my keyboard/monitor, I started to read the facts and learned a few things about the online porn industry. Useless facts, granted. However, I was inspired, and I thought to myself, “I wonder how difficult it would be to put something like that together?”
It turns out that it’s extremely difficult to make something like that with quality, especially if you have no directing/video-editing experience whatsoever.
Maybe there is a future for amatuers like me in the porn industry. Fuck property.
Improvements I’ll make on version 2:
- improve hand writing
- less naked woman, more facts. I think over did it on the “sexy lady” part, kind of diluting from the point of the video (to learn some property facts, believe it or not)
- better camera angles
- a more professional edit
If anyone is interested in modelling for me in a similar nature…HOLLA!
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foooookin helll!!!!!
applause, well done.
Impressed, is there next series?
I’m working on it
It all depends on how many of my female friends I can drag into this perverted scheme.
The girl who was in this video said she would do it for me again. So of course, there will be more to come!
So what happens in the next(and rapidly approaching) crash?
Does she get spanked or something?
Kinky…
Property crashes only affect those who are in it for the short term investment.
Since i’m not one of those people- ahh fuck it, yeah, sure, i’ll spank her regardless.
what she get for this??
I recognize the girl what a sexy bird can i get her nr??
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all i can say is what you wrote about estate agents is totally unfair and incorrect, its people like yourself who create this bad air around estate agents,probably a good idea to go fuck yourself and your mother you cunt………..
Hey, pissed off estate agent.
I think you just proved my point.
And this article has nothing to do with estate agents. You can’t even get the basics right, like posting comments in the right articles…
Dear lord.
Pissed off estate agent,
Does your boss know you are looking at half naked women on the net.
Come on buddy, we can all see the nice little portches and other 2 seaters parked out the front of your shops, WE AINT MUGS DUDE, we also know that these cars have been brought with our hard earned money for something that you guys have sold us over inflated.
Bog of son
Just for your own greed and feeling of importance,
Get a life ffs
Excellent video, and excellent HPC cartoons as well
I LEARNED!
Very well done on such a short timeline.Excitedly waiting for the next edition.
you trying to say women are cheaper than paper or women are more readable?
Yes. Exactly.
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Its a miracle, thats no chance to think.
thats the best thing i’ve seen all day
That’s Fantastic, Man! *lol* What an F* good idea! I dump my scratchbook immediately… I would vote for change in the school system, get rid of paper too.
And very good was the pissed estate agent posting in here after clicking on the chick *haha*
I became instantly a fan of the propertyinvestmentproject! Easymarketing, man!
PS: how those”30mins to edit” looked like I can imagine :O) *g*